Joe Dirt - Questioning a Wig's Purpose in Stunt Work
Zander Kelly:
Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
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Joe Dirt - Comment on Outdated Hairstyles
Zander Kelly:
God Almighty, manna from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.
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Joe Dirt - Self-Reflection on Identity and Perception
Zander Kelly:
What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - the end.
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Joe Dirt - Commentary on White Trash Stereotypes
Zander Kelly:
Now, you're tellin me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
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