Memorable Quotes from Derek Hamilton
7 quotesSeizing Opportunities in Life
Pig Pen
Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.
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Misguided Advice on Romance and Entertainment
Pig Pen
Here's what I don't get alright is you met this chick and you got all freaky-deaky with her and then poof she disappeared. How's there a problem with that.
Rick
Pig Pen when I want advice about a good planet of the apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you, okay? But I am not going to take romantic advice from someone who can't spell romantic or advice. Or bong.
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Confrontation Over Party Plans and Kung-Fu
Doorman
Get outta here!
Pig Pen
I'm gonna take Kung-Fu and kick your friggen ass! We'll have the party at our place... We don't need their fancy-smancy shit and their blue ropes!
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A Conversation About Laziness and Limitations
Pig Pen
So, are you like a crippled guy?
[shouts]
Barry
Naw, I'm just a really lazy guy!
[shouts]
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Admission of Drug Use
Pig Pen
I don't have to take a test to tell you that I take drugs.
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Unusual Request for a Messy Situation
Pig Pen
I'm gonna need a bucket, a paint brush and 10 pounds of salt. Lance. Get his pants.
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Claiming Ownership of Bull Mountain
Pig Pen
Snownook's not our home, Bull Mountain's our home.
Anthony
Well technically, it belonged to the Eskimos, but we stole it fair and square.
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