Memorable Quotes from Derek Lowe
2 quotesAre We There Yet? - Dialogue 8
Car Mechanic
I have to go home. It's New Year's Eve, Dick Clark.
Nick
Look, let me just pay you extra.
Car Mechanic
No, no, no, no, and NO!
Nick
I can make you worth for a while. See what I got. Yao Ming, rookie card.
[pulls out a card]
Car Mechanic
Oh, I see. So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything... Ooh! Hologram.
[Nick shines the rookie card]
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Tire Troubles and Miscommunication
Nick
Look, man. All I need is four rims and four tires, and I'm gone, I'm outta here. Can you help me?
Car Mechanic
No, I cannot do it. I told you already, your SUV is too big. You no listen.
Nick
Well, use smaller ones.
Car Mechanic
Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you.
Nick
Good.
Car Mechanic
And you come back Tuesday.
Nick
What?!
Car Mechanic
Today is New Year's Eve. Time for me to go home. Thank you, bye-bye.
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