Are We There Yet? - Are We There Yet? - Dialogue 8
Car Mechanic:
I have to go home. It's New Year's Eve, Dick Clark.
Nick:
Look, let me just pay you extra.
Car Mechanic:
No, no, no, no, and NO!
Nick: [pulls out a card]
I can make you worth for a while. See what I got. Yao Ming, rookie card.
Car Mechanic: [Nick shines the rookie card]
Oh, I see. So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything... Ooh! Hologram.
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Are We There Yet? - Tire Troubles and Miscommunication
Nick:
Look, man. All I need is four rims and four tires, and I'm gone, I'm outta here. Can you help me?
Car Mechanic:
No, I cannot do it. I told you already, your SUV is too big. You no listen.
Nick:
Well, use smaller ones.
Car Mechanic:
Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you.
Nick:
Good.
Car Mechanic:
And you come back Tuesday.
Nick:
What?!
Car Mechanic:
Today is New Year's Eve. Time for me to go home. Thank you, bye-bye.
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