Memorable Quotes from Derek Richardson
13 quotesThe Connection Between Food and Humanity
Paxton
...you need a fork there chief?
[''The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands'']
The Dutch Businessman
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton
Well, I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton
Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman
Tell me... what is your nature...?
[''To Josh''; ''Places his hand on Josh's leg'']
Josh
WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman
Sorry, sorry...
[''Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment'']
Josh
Fucking freak! Jesus!
[''Still very weirded out''; ''Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically'']
Paxton
] just groped Josh!
[''Laughing''; [w:Edward Scissorhands|Edward Saladhands]
Oli
Ooooooh...!
[waving his fingers menacingly]
Paxton
Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
[''Still laughing'']
Josh
Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
[still visibly pissed]
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Unexpected Terminology in a Group Conversation
Óli
Guys, this is fucking awsome, man.
Óli
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Alex
Snípur?
Paxton
Oh, ] for "clit".
[[w:Icelandic language|that's Icelandic]
Josh
Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
Alex
Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
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Travel Expectations and Realities
Josh
Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?
Oli
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.
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The Desire for Meaningful Existence
Josh
You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman
I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman
He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh
Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman
You want to go? Is that what you want?
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Character's Humorous Observation on Appearance
Harry Dunne
Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!
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Unexpected Feelings and Unanticipated Pain
Harry Dunne
Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!
[thinking; is shown to be sitting on a heater; Out loud]
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Viking Humor in Unlikely Conversation
Josh
Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
Óli
Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.
Josh
Okey, all right.
Óli
My Viking balls too.
Josh
Okey, stop.
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Changing for Meals and Breakfast Exceptions
Harry Dunne
I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal.
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Frustration with a friend's impulsive behavior
Josh
Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?
[''To Óli'']
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A Tense Decision Among Friends
Paxton
], motherfucker.
[[w:Amsterdam|Amsterdam]
Josh
Okey
Paxton
Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Óli
]. Time for snípur (])
[[w:De Wallen|Red-light district; [w:clitoris|clitoris]
Josh
Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
Josh
Hey, I think the ] is around here.
[[w:Anne Frank House|Anne Frank house]
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Unclear Communication in Everyday Conversations
Harry Dunne
Then she said something about something.
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Desperation Meets Financial Power Dynamics
Josh
Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
[''In the torture chamber'']
The Dutch Businessman
Pay me?
Josh
Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman
No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
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Debating Purpose of Their European Trip
Josh
Come one
Josh
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
Óli
Hey, I came all the way from ], man.
[[w:Iceland|Iceland]
Paxton
Yea, what if we did?
Josh
We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
Paxton
No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?
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