Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Character's Humorous Observation on Appearance
Harry Dunne:
Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Changing for Meals and Breakfast Exceptions
Harry Dunne:
I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal.
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Unclear Communication in Everyday Conversations
Harry Dunne:
Then she said something about something.
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Unexpected Feelings and Unanticipated Pain
Harry Dunne: [thinking; is shown to be sitting on a heater; Out loud]
Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!
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Hostel - The Connection Between Food and Humanity
Paxton: [''The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands'']
...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman:
No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton:
Well, I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman:
I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton:
Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman: [''To Josh''; ''Places his hand on Josh's leg'']
Tell me... what is your nature...?
Josh:
WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman: [''Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment'']
Sorry, sorry...
Josh: [''Still very weirded out''; ''Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically'']
Fucking freak! Jesus!
Paxton: [''Laughing''; [w:Edward Scissorhands|Edward Saladhands]
] just groped Josh!
Oli: [waving his fingers menacingly]
Ooooooh...!
Paxton: [''Still laughing'']
Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
Josh: [still visibly pissed]
Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
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Hostel - The Desire for Meaningful Existence
Josh:
You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman:
I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman:
He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh:
Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman:
You want to go? Is that what you want?
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Hostel - Viking Humor in Unlikely Conversation
Josh:
Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
Óli:
Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.
Josh:
Okey, all right.
Óli:
My Viking balls too.
Josh:
Okey, stop.
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Hostel - Unexpected Terminology in a Group Conversation
Óli:
Guys, this is fucking awsome, man.
Óli:
I'm the first in line for snípur.
Alex:
Snípur?
Paxton: [[w:Icelandic language|that's Icelandic]
Oh, ] for "clit".
Josh:
Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
Alex:
Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
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Hostel - Debating Purpose of Their European Trip
Josh:
Come one
Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
Óli: [[w:Iceland|Iceland]
Hey, I came all the way from ], man.
Paxton:
Yea, what if we did?
Josh:
We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
Paxton:
No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?
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Hostel - A Tense Decision Among Friends
Paxton: [[w:Amsterdam|Amsterdam]
], motherfucker.
Josh:
Okey
Paxton:
Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Óli: [[w:De Wallen|Red-light district; [w:clitoris|clitoris]
]. Time for snípur (])
Josh:
Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
Josh: [[w:Anne Frank House|Anne Frank house]
Hey, I think the ] is around here.
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Hostel - Desperation Meets Financial Power Dynamics
Josh: [''In the torture chamber'']
Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
The Dutch Businessman:
Pay me?
Josh:
Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman:
No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
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Hostel - Travel Expectations and Realities
Josh:
Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?
Oli:
Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.
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Hostel - Frustration with a friend's impulsive behavior
Josh: [''To Óli'']
Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?
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