An Everlasting Piece - Misunderstanding Leads to Confusion Over Hair Pieces
Mr. Black: [angry]
Look, I told you: I don't know who you've been talking to but he's a fucking liar! You'll find no herpes here!
Colm: [surprised]
Herpes?
Mr. Black:
That's what you said.
George: [points to his head]
No sir. Hair pieces.
Mr. Black:
Oh. I thought you said herpes'.
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