Devon Bostick Quotes

Rodrick Heffley I feel like a gangster right now!

Rodrick Heffley REMINDER! You can't call if you're dead.

Boy She is really a babe, huh?

Sarge Nicotine Crocket You're too young. I'm too old. She's got issues, kid.

Boy We'll see.

Rodrick Heffley What? Let go, baby hippo!

Rodrick Heffley It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Listen, I came here to get a new drumstick, and now Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally kill you!

Boy In this armored truck? You just want the money.

Sarge Nicotine Crocket I've never been about money, okay? I've always been about staying alive and this tank gives us a shot at staying alive.

Kenny This truck may be our savior, but it won't drive on water.

Rodrick Heffley You're my brother. But you'll never be my friend.

Rodrick Heffley So, look. Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't... Who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway. And don't be seen with Rowley.

Rodrick Heffley This song goes out to a very special little lady. Heather Hills... this one's for you.

Rodrick Heffley This "Mom Bucks" thing is a gold mine muchacho. Better not ruin it for me.

Rodrick Heffley I can't believe my luck! I finally have Holly all to myself without Chirag, or anyone else!

Rodrick Heffley What did I tell you would happen if you ever went into my room again?

Rodrick Heffley Loaded diaper, activate.