Better Off Dead... - Fear of Tools and Self-Doubt
Lane Myer:
I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.
Monique Junot:
I cannot do it" is your middle name.
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Better Off Dead... - Miscommunication About Tentacles and Testicles
Monique Junot:
I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored -- go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!
Lane Myer:
Uh, his what?
Monique Junot:
Uh, how you say... octopus... testicles.
Lane Myer:
No, tentacles. N-T. Tentacles.
Monique Junot:
Tentacles.
Lane Myer:
There's a big difference.
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Better Off Dead... - The Taste of Success
Monique Junot:
I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.
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