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Dianne Wiest Quotes

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Practical Magic 2 - Magic Isn’t Just What They Do Clip

Memorable Quotes from Dianne Wiest

8 quotes
Observation on Unique China Design
Louise Keeley Oh, what interesting china. It looks like young men playing leapfrog.
[examining the sexually provocative designs on the bowls]
Discussion of Salon Plans with Edward
Bill So, Edward, did you have a productive day?
Edward Mrs. Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. You could have a cosmetics counter.
Peg Wouldn't that be great?
Bill Great.
Edward And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
Bill Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am, I'm just as pleased as punch. This whole beauty parlor venture is gonna teach you volumes and nothing like running your own business. I've never done it myself, but from what I gather it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have.
[without listening]
Frustration with Television Programming
Peg You know- damn those TV programs!
Bill Damn them all to hell.
A Misunderstanding Leads to Panic
Jim Hey! Now you've done it!
[after seeing Edward accidentally cut Kim]
Kim It was just a scratch Jim, really!
Peg What's going on?
Jim Call a doctor, he skewered Kim!
Jim You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak!
[bullying and shoving Edward]
Jim He tried to hurt you.
Kim No, he did not, and you know it!
Jim Are you nuts?! I just saw him!
Kim Jim, I don't love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go.
Jim Are you serious? I'm gonna lose you to that? He isn't even human.
Kim Just get out of here, okay?! Just go!
Humor in Alien-Themed Music Discussion
Holly Don't you just love songs about extra-terrestrial life?
Mickey Not if they're sung by extra-terrestrials.
Fear of the Closet Monster
Michael Emerson Talk about the ].
[upon seeing Grandpa's workroom, filled with deer heads and other animals; [The Texas Chain Saw Massacre|Texas Chain Saw Massacre]
Lucy Emerson I can never sleep with the closet door open, either. Not even a crack. Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the closet monster.
[to Sam]
A Meeting of Unlikely Souls
Peg Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Peg Boggs, your local Avon representative and I'm as harmless as cherry pie... Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...
[sees Edward come toward her]
Edward Don't go.
Peg Oh, my. What happened to you?
[sees his scissor hands]
Edward I'm not finished.
Peg My, those are your hands? Those are your hands! What happened to you? Where are your parents? Um... Your mother? Your father?
Edward He didn't wake up.
Peg Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? What happened to your face? No, I won't hurt you. But at the very least, let me give you a good astringent. And this will help to prevent infection. What's your name?
Edward Edward.
Peg Edward... I think you should just come home with me.
Unexpected Love and New Beginnings
Mickey You know, I was talking to your father before, and I was telling him that it's ironic I, I - used to always have Thanksgiving with Hannah, and I never thought that I could love anybody else. And here it is years later and I'm married to you and completely in love with you. The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle, it really is, I - make a great story, I think, guy marries one sister, doesn't work out, many years later he winds up married to the other sister, it's. You know, to - how you gonna top that? Hmm.
Holly Mickey.
Mickey Mmm, what?
Holly I'm pregnant.