Zorro, The Gay Blade - Misunderstandings in Identity and Relationships
Captain Esteban:
That man in the black sombrero — this is Zero?
Old Man:
I am certain of it!
Captain Esteban:
Then the hideous dog you refer to must be my wife, yeah?
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Zorro, The Gay Blade - Misunderstanding a Symbol: Z vs. 2
Diego Zorro:
You recognize that famous sign, eh?
Old Man:
Oh, yes, Señor. It is a number "2".
Diego Zorro:
That is not a "2". That is a "Z"!
Old Man:
Oh, if you say so, Señor! But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a "2"!
Diego Zorro:
Well, I say it is a "Z" — for "El Zorro"!
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Johnny Dangerously - Meeting Between Johnny and the Priest
Warden:
Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.
Priest:
Are you ready my son?
Johnny:
I'm ready if you are, Father.
Priest:
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.
Prisoner:
So long, Johnny.
Johnny:
You bet.
Priest:
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Prisoner:
Be brave, huh, Johnny?
Priest:
When's the next bus?
Johnny:
Always, Nails.
Priest:
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Adeste fidelis.
Prisoner:
Good luck, Johnny.
Priest:
Semper fidelis. Hi fidelis.
Johnny:
Why didn't I take shop?
Priest:
Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little meridians.
Prisoner:
Bye bye, Johnny.
Johnny:
Bye, Rock.
Priest:
The Magna Carta. Master charga.
Prisoner:
Spit in his eye, Johnny.
Johnny:
You bet, Rabbi.
Priest:
Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.
Warden:
Do you have any last words, Johnny?
Warden:
Well said!
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Johnny Dangerously - Urgent Message About Johnny's Brother's Danger
Lil:
Get this to Johnny on the grapevine. Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tomorrow night. Got it?
Polly:
Got it.
Polly:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin's mother is going to kill Johnny tonight at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner:
There's a message an the grapevine, Johnny.
Johnny:
Yeah? What is it?
Prisoner:
Johnny and the Mothers are playin Stompin at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
Johnny:
Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!
Prisoner:
I didn't say that.
Johnny:
No, but I know this grapevine.
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