Memorable Quotes from Dick Balduzzi
4 quotesUrgent Message About Johnny's Brother's Danger
Lil
Get this to Johnny on the grapevine. Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tomorrow night. Got it?
Polly
Got it.
Polly
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin's mother is going to kill Johnny tonight at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner
There's a message an the grapevine, Johnny.
Johnny
Yeah? What is it?
Prisoner
Johnny and the Mothers are playin Stompin at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
Johnny
Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!
Prisoner
I didn't say that.
Johnny
No, but I know this grapevine.
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Meeting Between Johnny and the Priest
Warden
Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.
Priest
Are you ready my son?
Johnny
I'm ready if you are, Father.
Priest
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.
Prisoner
So long, Johnny.
Johnny
You bet.
Priest
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Prisoner
Be brave, huh, Johnny?
Priest
When's the next bus?
Johnny
Always, Nails.
Priest
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Adeste fidelis.
Prisoner
Good luck, Johnny.
Priest
Semper fidelis. Hi fidelis.
Johnny
Why didn't I take shop?
Priest
Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little meridians.
Prisoner
Bye bye, Johnny.
Johnny
Bye, Rock.
Priest
The Magna Carta. Master charga.
Prisoner
Spit in his eye, Johnny.
Johnny
You bet, Rabbi.
Priest
Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.
Warden
Do you have any last words, Johnny?
Warden
Well said!
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Misunderstandings in Identity and Relationships
Captain Esteban
That man in the black sombrero — this is Zero?
Old Man
I am certain of it!
Captain Esteban
Then the hideous dog you refer to must be my wife, yeah?
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Misunderstanding a Symbol: Z vs. 2
Diego Zorro
You recognize that famous sign, eh?
Old Man
Oh, yes, Señor. It is a number "2".
Diego Zorro
That is not a "2". That is a "Z"!
Old Man
Oh, if you say so, Señor! But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a "2"!
Diego Zorro
Well, I say it is a "Z" — for "El Zorro"!
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