Memorable Quotes from Didi Costine
1 quoteThermostat Tension Among Family Members
Kurt
Did you touch the thermostat, did you turn it up?
Don
Well, of course not... did somebody fiddle with the thermostat?
Kurt
Yes, it's 85°!
Don
85?
Kurt
85!
Don
Do you have any idea how much even a few degrees can impact the gas bill?
Kurt
Of course, I do, it's unthinkable!
Brad
Dad, Kurt, what's going on in here? Why is it so hot?
[walks in]
Don
Somebody fiddled with the thermostat!
Brad
What? Who would do that?
Kurt
What do you think you're doing?
[they hear a noise and look out in the hallway. Adrianna walks to the thermostat and starts to turn it up]
Brad
It's roasting in here!
Adrianna
I like to sleep with my window open.
[matter-of-factly]
Kurt
Hey, kid, are you allowed to touch the thermostat at your mom's house?
Adrianna
Pfft, duh!
Dusty
What is going on?
[joins the others in the hallway]
Brad
Adrianna, she turned up the thermostat!
Kurt
Said she fiddles with the thermostat at your house any time she damn well pleases.
Don
Dusty, is that true? Tell me that's not true! Oh, criminy, Dusty. You might as well give her your wallet and your 401k while you're at it!
[Dusty, speechless, just sighs]
Kurt
Brad, do you let the kids touch the thermostat at your house?
Brad
What, no! The thermostat is a sacred covenant! I can't believe we're even talking about this! This is *madness*!
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