Daddy's Home 2 - Thermostat Tension Among Family Members
Kurt:
Did you touch the thermostat, did you turn it up?
Don:
Well, of course not... did somebody fiddle with the thermostat?
Kurt:
Yes, it's 85°!
Don:
85?
Kurt:
85!
Don:
Do you have any idea how much even a few degrees can impact the gas bill?
Kurt:
Of course, I do, it's unthinkable!
Brad: [walks in]
Dad, Kurt, what's going on in here? Why is it so hot?
Don:
Somebody fiddled with the thermostat!
Brad:
What? Who would do that?
Kurt: [they hear a noise and look out in the hallway. Adrianna walks to the thermostat and starts to turn it up]
What do you think you're doing?
Brad:
It's roasting in here!
Adrianna: [matter-of-factly]
I like to sleep with my window open.
Kurt:
Hey, kid, are you allowed to touch the thermostat at your mom's house?
Adrianna:
Pfft, duh!
Dusty: [joins the others in the hallway]
What is going on?
Brad:
Adrianna, she turned up the thermostat!
Kurt:
Said she fiddles with the thermostat at your house any time she damn well pleases.
Don: [Dusty, speechless, just sighs]
Dusty, is that true? Tell me that's not true! Oh, criminy, Dusty. You might as well give her your wallet and your 401k while you're at it!
Kurt:
Brad, do you let the kids touch the thermostat at your house?
Brad:
What, no! The thermostat is a sacred covenant! I can't believe we're even talking about this! This is *madness*!
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