Memorable Quotes from D.J. Harder
5 quotesCharacter Preferences in Classic TV Icons
Fester
Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer
Rather do Laurie.
Fester
Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer
Tanya Roberts, dude.
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School Dismissal Uncertainty Among Friends
Fester
Hey, dude. What time does school get out?
Hammer
I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
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Comparing Kidnapping and Armed Robbery
Fester
This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer
Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.
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Casual Exclamation Among Friends
Hammer
Dude!
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A Comedic Miscommunication Before Action
Fester
Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer
What time is it?
Fester
I don't know, anybody got a watch?
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