DJ PoohQuotes

Smokey: [Running over to the knocked out Deebo; searching Deebo's pockets and takes the money from his shirt pocket; raising the money to a knocked out Deebo's face] You got knocked the fuck out, man! Give me my goddamn money. Payback is a motherfucker, ain't it, nigga?

Red: [Removing the silver necklace off Deebo's neck] My grandmother gave me this chain.

Ezal: [He takes Deebo's sneakers and struggles for a bit before successfully removing them; He leaves the knife on top Deebo's chest] Deebo! Deebo! Man, you should've been bobbin and weavin'. Look at ya'. Get up! Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes! Big foot, motherfucker. You can have your knife too. Cause I steal, I don't kill.

Smokey: I won! Gimme my money!

Deebo: You what?

Smokey: I lost.

Deebo: Roll the dice.

Red: Deebo.

Deebo: (hands his money for another player to hold on to) Hold my money. Watch.

Red: Can I talk to you for a second?

Smokey: Ohh, shit!

Red: Pop's trippin', man. Move yo ass from my bike back. You know I wouldn't trip.

Deebo: What bike?

Red: The beach cruiser, the one I let you use a couple o weeks ago. The one I've been askin you about.

Deebo: Ohh, that bike... Hey, I know that you wanted it back, homie. It's right here...

Red: Let's just say it's both ours, down at my house and prove it.

Deebo: Cool.

Smokey and friends: Ohh, shit! (all laugh)

Deebo: THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!

Smokey: Goddamn! (laughs as he runs to the downed Red) You got knocked the fuck out! (laughs again)

Deebo: OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO, OLD MAN?! HUH?!

Red's dad: No! (to Red) Get off yo ass an get in this car! Why, I dunno... why you come down here messing with these people. Hurry up!

Red: Man, why y'all didn't help me?!

Smokey: Man, I'm high.

Red: Man, that's fucked up! If that were y'all, I woulda helped y'all.

Craig: What bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?

Smokey: Yeah?

Red: [thinks about it for a second] Oh, that was different.