Memorable Quotes from Dominic Keating
3 quotesReunion Amidst Confusion and Distraction
Charlotte
Michael, you're back!
Ian
Where's Brian? Brian, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come.
[to camera crew]
Charlotte
Mmm. I missed you. You never called me.
[she and Michael kiss]
Ian
We're here, but we're not "here," okay? Try to think of us as, uh, furniture.
Charlotte
Just act natural. So, did you miss me, darling?
Michael
I missed you very much.
Charlotte
My pieces in the show were such a hit that Ian-- Michael Cromwell, this is Ian Finch-Chumley.
Michael
Good to meet you, Ian.
Ian
Hi, Michael.
Charlotte
He's doing a profile on me for ]. He'll be following me from now through the spring collection, and he'll be covering the wedding as well. Isn't that fabulous?
[[w:FashionTV|the Fashion Channel]
Michael
There's a-- There's a Fashion Channel?
[confused]
Ian
Yeah.
[scoffs]
Charlotte
Forget the camera. Just talk to me. They're furniture. Now, honey, did you get everything settled?
[uses finger to turn Michael's head]
Michael
Yeah.
Charlotte
Yes! Oh!
Charlotte
So... what did you bring me?
Cameraman
Ow!
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Discussion on the Rainforest's Importance
Charlotte
Look at me. I'm smoking.
[with cigarette]
Ian
The rainforest is a very hot issue. Being associated with this, uh, jungle bloke, it can only help you.
Charlotte
Where's the rain forest?
Ian
Brian, find out where the rainforest is.
Brian
Right.
Charlotte
Oh!
[sees Mimi Siku and gasps]
Michael
Mimi Siku, this is Charlotte, and, uh, Charlotte, this is Mimi Siku.
Charlotte
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mimi Siki.
Michael
Mimi Siku.
Charlotte
Mimi Siku.
Mimi
This your female, Baboon?
Michael
This is my female.
Charlotte
And as his female, I'd like to invite you to dinner tonight with Fiona Gluckman. She's the fashion editor of ]. Very major. She wants to see the sketches for my wedding trousseau. And if you're available, I'd love for you to join us. Is there anything special you like to eat?
[[w:Elle (magazine)|Elle magazine; to Michael; to Mimi]
Mimi
Lizard guts.
Charlotte
Lizard guts?
Michael
Yes, but very lean.
Charlotte
Great earrings. Honey!
[spots Mimi attempting to urinate in potted plant; shocked gasp]
Michael
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. Do you remember what we talked about, using the toilet on the airplane? Let's continue to do that. I will find the men's room for him, and we will see you tonight. Come on, Mimi.
[runs over to Mimi; to Charlotte; to Mimi]
Charlotte
Will he be wearing the loin cloth to dinner?
Michael
I'll get him some clothes.
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Unexpected Offer Amidst Chaos
Richard
Oh, that's very good. Very-- Bob Montgomery. That's wonderful. Listen. So, Bob, I'm standing with Michael Cromwell, and, you know, considering our long history together, you're the first person we wanna make this offer to. Are you ready? 5,100 tons of coffee beans. We're dead. Okay?
[on phone; laughing; to Michael; to Bob Motgomery; Bob Motgomery guffaws and hangs up on Richard as Mimi walks on the exterier ledge of window]
Mimi
Baboon!
[knocks on window]
Louis
Ah!
[sees Mimi]
Mimi
Baboon!
Louis
He's doing ]!
[[w:King Kong (1933 film)|a Fay Wray; he faints]
Richard
Michael! Mumu!
Michael
Mimi! Come back inside!
Mimi
Statue of Liberty, Baboon.
Michael
You do as I tell you.
Ian
Get this!
Mimi
Come look!
Michael
No, no, no! Come back here! Mimi, Get back in here.
Karen
Cool.
Ian
Life happens around you!
[to Charlotte]
Michael
Move. Get outta my way. Come on. Mimi! Watch out, watch out, watch out. Mimi! Mimi!
Ian
Get the wide-angle lens!
Michael
Get out of the way, please! Mimi! Wait, wait, wait!
[starts walking out of window]
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