Cocoon: The Return - Unexpected News in a Delicate Situation
Doctor:
Mr. Selwyn?
Art Selwyn: [about his wife, Bess]
That's me, Doctor! How is she?
Doctor:
She's fine, considering her age. And the fact that she's six weeks pregnant.
Ben Luckett: [chuckles, and to Art says]
Why you smutty ol devil.
Doctor: [shaking Art's hand who's babbling "Pregnant?"]
Very impressive, Mr. Selwyn. This one's definitely going in the books.
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Cocoon: The Return - A Perfect Day with Friends at the Beach
Art Selwyn:
Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?
Joe Finley: [pointing to young girls in bikinis]
Can I have some of that please?
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Cocoon: The Return - Sleepless Nights Among Friends
Art Selwyn:
How'd you guys sleep?
Joe Finley:
Alma didn't sleep a wink.
Art Selwyn:
You're kidding.
Joe Finley:
No. Neither did I.
Art Selwyn:
You dog!
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Cocoon: The Return - Beach Preferences and Unspoken Desires
Art Selwyn:
Joe loved the beach.
Ben Luckett:
He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked.
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Cocoon: The Return - Desire for justice and selflessness expressed
Art Selwyn:
There's no justice! If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her! I'd trace places with her in a heartbeat!
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Trading Places - A Conversation on Money and Greed
Randolph Duke:
Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke:
Oh, grow up.
Randolph Duke:
Mother always said you were greedy.
Mortimer Duke:
She meant it as a compliment.
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Trading Places - Concerns Over Employee Payroll Payments
Louis:
Randolph. Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke:
Winthorpe, my boy, what have you got for us?
Louis:
Well, it's that time of the month again. Payroll checks for our employees, which require your signatures. And no forgetting to sign the big ones!
Mortimer Duke:
We seem to be paying some of our employees an awful lot of money.
Louis: [laughs]
Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.
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Trading Places - Christmas Bonus Exchange in Trading Places
Randolph Duke:
Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
Ezra:
Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.
Mortimer Duke:
Half of it is from me.
Ezra:
Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.
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