Memorable Quotes from Don Brockett
1 quoteMisunderstanding Beaujolais as a Drug
Sheriff
Was y'all usin any kinna drugs you brought in from Califor'ny by any chance?
Fletch
Just some beaujolais.
Sheriff
Beaujolais?
Fletch
It's a very popular drug. Made from grapes.
Sheriff
Well, I see you just wanna make it hard on everybody ... maybe you'd feel better after some time in tha Tank. Y'all come.
Fletch
All of us?
Sheriff
Just you.
Fletch
What's the charge?
Sheriff
Pissin me off.
Fletch
Is that a felony or a misdemeanor?
Sheriff
That's it!
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