Hudson Hawk - A Comedic Moment of Frustration
Snickers:
(leaping around desperately) Get this fucking thing off my head!
Hudson Hawk:
Hey Tommy, look at Snickers.
Tommy Five-Tone:
Yeah, he's about to have a bad migraine.
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Hudson Hawk - Unexpected Plans and Shopping List Humor
Snickers:
Good news Hawk, the Mayflowers have moved up the timetable, you're hitting the Vatican tonight.
Hudson Hawk:
Oh, no! No no, hold on, no way! The timing is off, I'm underequipped, and besides that, I've got a date.
Almond Joy:
(reading Hawk's shopping list) Grapple, biker's bottle, pocket fisherman, olive oil, 100 stamps? Gee stud, this's going to be some date! No Harvey's Bristol Cream?
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Eight Men Out - Eight Men Out - Dialogue 4
Eddie Cicotte:
What's the scoop, Harry?
Harry:
Mr. Comiskey sent these down for you. A congratulations for a successful pennant race.
Eddie Cicotte:
That's awfully white of him. He didn't happen to mention when we can expect that bonus he promised us in return for taking the flag, did he?
Harry:
This is your bonus.
Swede Risberg:
Cheap bastard.
Kid Gleason:
Look, fellas, if it was up to me...
Eddie Cicotte: [opens one of the champagne bottles - nothing happens; glares at Harry; tosses the cork back at Harry, and the team leaves]
Kid, we've got no beef with you. It's flat.
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