The Apple Dumpling Gang - Making a Decision Together
Theodore Ogelvie:
You know something, Amos?
Amos Tucker:
Huh?
Theodore Ogelvie:
We got to make a decision.
Amos Tucker:
What?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Does the Hash Knife Outfit throw in its hand? Or do we go out in a blaze of glory?
Amos Tucker:
Right! Uh, just what do you mean... blaze of glory?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Fighting till the last man's killed! What's it going to be, pard?
Amos Tucker:
You know that jail in Santa Fe wasn't all that bad.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Courtroom Chaos and Misunderstanding
Homer McCoy:
Order! Order! This court is now in session, the Honorable Judge Homer McCoy presiding. Theodore Ogelvie, Amos Tucker, you're under arrest for attempted bank robbery. How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
Theodore Ogelvie:
Not guilty?
Homer McCoy:
Guilty!
Amos Tucker:
That was the wrong one, Your Honor.
Homer McCoy: [[w:Horned King|Horned King]
This court sentences you to be thrown into the ]'s dungeon for twenty years! And I'm giving you an extra ten-dollar fine for perjury. Take them away.
Homer McCoy:
Enjoy your stay at the Horned King's dungeon in Prydain at 12:00 sharp for your twenty-year sentence. And don't forget to bring your own rope.
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Calculating Shared Earnings from a Windfall
Amos Tucker:
How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?
Theodore Ogelvie:
About 500.
Amos Tucker:
500? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's 200 apiece!
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Humiliation in Unexpected Circumstances
Theodore Ogelvie:
Amos, that's the most humiliating thing that's happened to me.
Amos Tucker:
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie:
Three bitty kids with shovels walk right into our hideout and get the drop on us.
Amos Tucker:
I know.
Theodore Ogelvie:
And you burnt my hand, Amos.
Amos Tucker:
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Theodore Ogelvie:
And you scorched a hole in my best shirt!
Amos Tucker:
Well, I can fix that.
Theodore Ogelvie: [suddenly blows his top]
Why did you tell me those three bitty kids were a posse?
Amos Tucker:
Well, I thought I saw them hiding down there in the bushes.
Theodore Ogelvie:
Oh, you couldn't see through a barbed-wire fence!
Amos Tucker:
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie:
That head of yours won't hold straw!
Amos Tucker:
Theodore?
Theodore Ogelvie:
You couldn't sell hacksaws in a jail!
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The Apple Dumpling Gang - Frustration with Amos's Understanding
Theodore Ogelvie:
You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Discussion on a Character's Obsession
Jim Douglas: [about Herbie]
He's out of his mind.
Wheely Applegate:
He's out of his mind, all right. Over that luscious little Lancia.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Race Tensions Rise Before Heat Competition
Jim Douglas: [signing in to the qualifying sound]
Douglas and Applegate.
Race official:
Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck.
Bruno Von Stickle:
That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings.
Wheely Applegate:
Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.
Bruno Von Stickle: [chuckles]
I can see your surprise. It is very little.
Jim Douglas:
Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - The Value of a Classic Car
Wheely Applegate:
Don't let his modesty or this little car coming out of retirement fool you. There isn't a finer turned cleaner engine anywhere.
Bruno Von Stickle:
I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. All you go to do is drop it in the washing machine, along with your socks.
Wheely Applegate: [Jim elbows him]
Appreciate your humor. But just don't you worry about this little washing machi... ... car!
Wheely Applegate:
It's a REAL JEWEL!
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Focus on Racing, Not Romance
Wheely Applegate:
All taken care of, Jim. Had a little tank with Herbie. Had to straighten him out. I don't mind having a car that's got a heart, but I will not tolerate a car falling in love with another car.
Jim Douglas:
What did you expect him to fall in love with? The Goodyear blimp?
Wheely Applegate: [laughs]
The Goodyear — Yeah. Anyway, I said "Listen, Herbie, we're over here for one thing and one thing only. And that's to make the biggest comeback in racing history. So, no women in training camp. You just forget that little chick, and you can do it. Just a matter of mind over metal.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Conflict Over Herbie's Presence
Jim Douglas: [noticing that Herbie is gone]
Herbie!
Wheely Applegate:
You mean "no Herbie.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Racing Decisions: Mechanics vs. Drivers
Jim Douglas:
Is that knocking I hear in the gas tank?
Wheely Applegate:
Not in my gas tank. Never!
Jim Douglas:
Sounds like something clunking around in here.
Wheely Applegate:
Well, we either listen to the driver and stop to take the gas tank apart, or we listen to the mechanic and try to win this race.
Jim Douglas:
I'm listening to the mechanic. Let’s go, Herbie!
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - The Complexity of Communication in Relationships
Wheely Applegate:
They never say what I mean. That's what makes the female the species deadlier than the male.
Jim Douglas:
You read that some place?
Wheely Applegate:
Yes, and I've got a mother, three sisters, and two ex-wives to prove it. Oh, they never told me they wanted me out of the house, but every time I came home, the lock was changed.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Miscommunication Among Friends
Wheely Applegate:
I didn't understand what he was saying.
Jim Douglas:
That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying.
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Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo - Driving Skills and Road Challenges
Wheely Applegate:
Dirty road hog! Why doesn't he learn how to drive?
Jim Douglas:
He knows how to drive, that's the trouble!
Wheely Applegate:
Yeah, I see what you mean.
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