Memorable Quotes from Don McKellar
1 quoteIntroduction to the League of Evil Exes
Lucas
Prepare-- Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
[rips off part of set]
Scott
The League of Evil Exes?
Lucas
You really don't know about the League?
Scott
Um...
Lucas
The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?
Scott
No.
Lucas
Oh. Well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.
Scott
Really?
[stunned]
Lucas
Yeah. Let's go get a beer.
[reaches to help him up]
Scott
That's great.
Lucas
BOOM! OOH!
[punches Scott in the face; laughs]
Scott
You are a pretty good actor.
Lucas
I'm going for the Oscar this year.
Scott
But are you a pretty good skater?
Lucas
I'm more than pretty good, Esé. I have my own skate company.
[pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest]
Scott
But can you do a thingy...on that rail?
[indicates railing on a set of steps]
Lucas
It's called a grind, bro.
Scott
So, can you do a grindy thingy now?
Lucas
Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.
Scott
Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then--
[innocent]
Lucas
You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?
[glaring]
Scott
There are girls watching.
[deadpan]
Lucas
Somebody get me my board.
[looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat]
Wallace
Hi. Big fan.
[pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder; passes him his skateboard]
Lucas Lee
Why wouldn't you be?
[cracks neck; his last words; starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers]
Scott
Wow. Wow. Wow.
[watching; Lucas' kilometer speed increases rapidly; Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight; going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins]
Wallace
Wow.
Scott
Yes!
Wallace
He totally bailed.
Scott
Ah! I didn't get his autograph.
[realizing]
Wallace
No.
Director
And that's a wrap, everybody.
Scott
Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here?
[doesn't see Ramona]
Wallace
No, she totally bailed.
[he also doesn't see Ramona]
Scott
What's the deal? Seriously.
Director
Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.
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