Don McKellarQuotes

Lucas: [rips off part of set] Prepare-- Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.

Scott: The League of Evil Exes?

Lucas: You really don't know about the League?

Scott: Um...

Lucas: The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?

Scott: No.

Lucas: Oh. Well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.

Scott: [stunned] Really?

Lucas: [reaches to help him up] Yeah. Let's go get a beer.

Scott: That's great.

Lucas: [punches Scott in the face; laughs] BOOM! OOH!

Scott: You are a pretty good actor.

Lucas: I'm going for the Oscar this year.

Scott: But are you a pretty good skater?

Lucas: [pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest] I'm more than pretty good, Esé. I have my own skate company.

Scott: [indicates railing on a set of steps] But can you do a thingy...on that rail?

Lucas: It's called a grind, bro.

Scott: So, can you do a grindy thingy now?

Lucas: Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.

Scott: [innocent] Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then--

Lucas: [glaring] You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?

Scott: [deadpan] There are girls watching.

Lucas: [looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat] Somebody get me my board.

Wallace: [pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder; passes him his skateboard] Hi. Big fan.

Lucas Lee: [cracks neck; his last words; starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers] Why wouldn't you be?

Scott: [watching; Lucas' kilometer speed increases rapidly; Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight; going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins] Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wallace: Wow.

Scott: Yes!

Wallace: He totally bailed.

Scott: [realizing] Ah! I didn't get his autograph.

Wallace: No.

Director: And that's a wrap, everybody.

Scott: [doesn't see Ramona] Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here?

Wallace: [he also doesn't see Ramona] No, she totally bailed.

Scott: What's the deal? Seriously.

Director: Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.