The Monster of Piedras Blancas - Murder Investigation in Piedras Blancas
Fred:
There's been another murder.
Fred:
Kochek. We found his body this afternoon.
Sturges, the Lighthouse Keeper:
He talked too much.
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The Giant Gila Monster - Hot Rods and Nitro Glycerin Explained
Sheriff Jeff:
*What* did you hit him with?
Chase Winstead:
My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.
Sheriff Jeff:
You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.
Chase Winstead:
Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.
Mr. Wheeler:
You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?
Chase Winstead:
Yes sir!
Sheriff Jeff:
Do you realize what could have happened?
Chase Winstead:
It did. I lost my car!
Sheriff Jeff:
Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.
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The Giant Gila Monster - Concerns About Pat and Liz's Car Trouble
Chase Winstead:
Where's Pat and Liz?
Bob:
Maybe their car broke down?
Chase Winstead:
Hey! I worked on that car myself!
Bob:
That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something!
Chase Winstead:
And that squirrel is just the one that could do it!
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