A Comedic Misunderstanding in the Patrol Car
Police Captain:
I think you forgot your gloves, patrolman!
Officer Collins:
I was chasing one of those peddlers, Captain. He was in my bed!
Police Captain:
And then he got up and he put on your pants?
Officer Collins:
Yes, sir...I mean, NO SIR!! I was so excited, I forgot! I'll put em on right away.
Police Captain: [Pause]
That'll be fine, Collins. Oh, and Collins, don't bother putting on your shoes. Because where I am transferring you, the grass will be SO HIGH...nobody will even NOTICE your feet!
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