Memorable Quotes from Donald MacBride
1 quoteA Comedic Misunderstanding in the Patrol Car
Police Captain
I think you forgot your gloves, patrolman!
Officer Collins
I was chasing one of those peddlers, Captain. He was in my bed!
Police Captain
And then he got up and he put on your pants?
Officer Collins
Yes, sir...I mean, NO SIR!! I was so excited, I forgot! I'll put em on right away.
Police Captain
That'll be fine, Collins. Oh, and Collins, don't bother putting on your shoes. Because where I am transferring you, the grass will be SO HIGH...nobody will even NOTICE your feet!
[Pause]
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