Caligula - The Paradox of Loyalty and Treason
Proculus:
Divine Ceasar, PLEASE! What have I done? Why am I here?
Caligula:
Treason!
Proculus:
Treason? I have always been loyal to you!
Caligula: [laughs insanely]
That IS your treason! You're an honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman! Therefore, you are a traitor! Logical, hmm? Ha, ha, ha!
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