Mother Riley Meets the Vampire - Coffin in the Bedroom: A Strange Discovery
P. C. Freddie:
Sleeps in a coffin? Don't be dark.
Tilly:
I tell you he does. I've seen it.
P. C. Freddie:
Where?
Tilly:
In his bedroom. He hasn't got a bed in there. He's only got a coffin.
P. C. Freddie:
Listen, my old aunt Agatha likes sleeping in a rocking chair. There's nothing usual about that. The old boy prefers a coffin, well that's his funeral.
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