Memorable Quotes from Doris Day
12 quotesPerspective on Personal Problems
Jan Morrow
At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
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Marriage Brings Unexpected Joys
Mitch McClure
Boy, am I glad you two got married!
[They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant]
Abby McClure
You are?
Mitch McClure
Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!
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Challenging Stereotypes in Communication
Jan Morrow
Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
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Desire for Intimate Conversation and Connection
Jan Morrow
Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?
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Misunderstandings in a Forest at Night
Grimes
No, look, you got me wrong, Little Red Riding Hood. I ain't no wolf.
Martha Gibson
Okay, but I'd hate to meet you in a forest on a dark night.
Bugs Bunny
Freddy! Time to get up! It’s Easter!
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The Appeal of Youthful Relationships
Abby McClure
Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?
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Understanding Parental Choices and Responsibilities
Abby McClure
The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.
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A Wish for Home in Unfamiliar Surroundings
Abby McClure
If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!
[during a raucous party]
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Preparing for a social encounter
Jan Morrow
If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
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A Playful Request for Comfort
Jason
Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby McClure
Go! Get moving!
Jake Iverson
There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
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A Night of Surrender and Affection
Jan Morrow
I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
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Unexpected Comparisons in Gender Roles
Jan Morrow
Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
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