My Dream Is Yours - Misunderstandings in a Forest at Night
Grimes:
No, look, you got me wrong, Little Red Riding Hood. I ain't no wolf.
Martha Gibson:
Okay, but I'd hate to meet you in a forest on a dark night.
Bugs Bunny:
Freddy! Time to get up! It’s Easter!
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With Six You Get Eggroll - Marriage Brings Unexpected Joys
Mitch McClure: [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant]
Boy, am I glad you two got married!
Abby McClure:
You are?
Mitch McClure:
Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!
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With Six You Get Eggroll - A Playful Request for Comfort
Jason:
Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby McClure:
Go! Get moving!
Jake Iverson:
There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
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With Six You Get Eggroll - Understanding Parental Choices and Responsibilities
Abby McClure:
The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.
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With Six You Get Eggroll - A Wish for Home in Unfamiliar Surroundings
Abby McClure: [during a raucous party]
If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!
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With Six You Get Eggroll - The Appeal of Youthful Relationships
Abby McClure:
Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?
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Pillow Talk - Unexpected Comparisons in Gender Roles
Jan Morrow:
Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
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Pillow Talk - A Night of Surrender and Affection
Jan Morrow:
I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
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Pillow Talk - Preparing for a social encounter
Jan Morrow:
If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
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Pillow Talk - Desire for Intimate Conversation and Connection
Jan Morrow:
Wonder how it would be to have someone to pillow talk with me?
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Pillow Talk - Perspective on Personal Problems
Jan Morrow:
At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
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Pillow Talk - Challenging Stereotypes in Communication
Jan Morrow:
Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
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