Memorable Quotes from Douglas Kenney
1 quoteCollege Frustrations and Regrets Unveiled
Bluto
Christ! Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking ]!
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Pinto
My mother's gonna kill me.
Hoover
I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Flounder
Can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon
Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
[puts his arm around Flounder]
D-Day
Move. Move it.
Boon
Damn.
Boon
I got ya. I got ya.
Boon
Jesus Christ! What happened? You look grotesque.
Otter
Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.
Bluto
Who was it?
Otter
Uh, it was Greggy and Dougie and some of the other Hitler youth.
Boon
Why? What ya do?
Otter
I don't know. They're just animals, I guess. Looks like I missed something.
[Otter looks around.]
Boon
Yeah, you did. We're all officially kicked out of school. Wormer just got our grades.
Otter
They kicked us out of school? Huh?! That makes sense.
Bluto
HEY!! What's this lying around shit?!
[standing up]
Stork
Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, you moron?!
D-Day
War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto
What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter
Germans?
Boon
Forget it. He's rolling.
Bluto
And it ain't over now. Cause when the goin gets tough . . . the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! C'mon! What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh?! This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well, JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON!!! Not me! I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, DEAD! Niedermeyer—
[He runs out of the room screaming but then returns.]
Otter
Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. Oh no. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
[Otter stands up.]
Bluto
And we're just the guys to do it.
Boon
Let's do it.
Bluto
Let's do it!
Bluto
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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