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Douglas Kenney Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Douglas Kenney

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College Frustrations and Regrets Unveiled
Bluto Christ! Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking ]!
[[w:Peace Corps|Peace Corps]
Pinto My mother's gonna kill me.
Hoover I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Flounder Can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
[puts his arm around Flounder]
D-Day Move. Move it.
Boon Damn.
Boon I got ya. I got ya.
Boon Jesus Christ! What happened? You look grotesque.
Otter Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.
Bluto Who was it?
Otter Uh, it was Greggy and Dougie and some of the other Hitler youth.
Boon Why? What ya do?
Otter I don't know. They're just animals, I guess. Looks like I missed something.
[Otter looks around.]
Boon Yeah, you did. We're all officially kicked out of school. Wormer just got our grades.
Otter They kicked us out of school? Huh?! That makes sense.
Bluto HEY!! What's this lying around shit?!
[standing up]
Stork Well, what the hell we s'posed to do, you moron?!
D-Day War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter Germans?
Boon Forget it. He's rolling.
Bluto And it ain't over now. Cause when the goin gets tough . . . the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! C'mon! What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh?! This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well, JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON!!! Not me! I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, DEAD! Niedermeyer—
[He runs out of the room screaming but then returns.]
Otter Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight em with conventional weapons. That could take years and cost millions of lives. Oh no. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
[Otter stands up.]
Bluto And we're just the guys to do it.
Boon Let's do it.
Bluto Let's do it!
Bluto Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!