Memorable Quotes from Douglas Robert Jackson
1 quoteEmbracing Motivation and Team Spirit
Richard Simmons on TV
You're doing it! You're becoming mighty! Go!
Porky Pig
Come on guys. No pain, no gain.
Richard Simmons on TV
I don't hear it! What is it?!
Foghorn Leghorn
Come on.
Porky Pig
Come on.
Richard Simmons on TV
Now shake it! Keep on sweating!
Bugs Bunny
Eh, guys?
Looney Tunes
Yes?
Bugs Bunny
Look who's finally ready to play.
Michael Jordan
Let's see if I remember how to do this.
Stan Podolak
Michael! Is it really you?! Oh! Thank god, you're all right! You're all right! Oh! I was so worried!
[happily; Michael stops and turns to see him.; Runs up to him and hugs him happily.]
Michael Jordan
Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.
[annoyed]
Stan Podolak
Sorry.
[stops hugging]
Michael Jordan
What are you doing here?
Stan Podolak
I-I-I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice.
Michael Jordan
I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game.
Stan Podolak
Uh, Michael, do you know that your friends are cartoon characters?
Michael Jordan
Yeah. so?
Stan Podolak
No, no. Doesn't bother you, doesn't bother me. Let me help! Let me help! I can help, I can help! Let me help!
Michael Jordan
What can you do?
Stan Podolak
Well, you know what I mean. I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
[Takes the ball and dribbles]
Sylvester
And large.
[moves his belly]
Daffy
And a dork.
Stan Podolak
I'll do anything, Michael! Anything!
Michael Jordan
Anything?
Stan Podolak
Anything.
Michael Jordan
Come here. Come here for a second. Sit right here.
[escorts Stan to the benches]
Stan Podolak
Okay.
[He's about to sit on Tweety and he moves out of the way. He blows a raspberry at Stan.]
Michael Jordan
Okay?
Stan Podolak
Okay. No problem. All right! All right! Let's go, team! Y'know, if somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes.
[Clapping; Chuckling, to Granny]
Granny
I'm a cheerleader.
[Holding out pompons]
Foreman
Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off.
Commissioner
Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! Listen, after meeting with team owners, I have decided that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players, there will be no more basketball this season.
[To reporters]
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