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Douglas Robert Jackson Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Douglas Robert Jackson

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Embracing Motivation and Team Spirit
Richard Simmons on TV You're doing it! You're becoming mighty! Go!
Porky Pig Come on guys. No pain, no gain.
Richard Simmons on TV I don't hear it! What is it?!
Foghorn Leghorn Come on.
Porky Pig Come on.
Richard Simmons on TV Now shake it! Keep on sweating!
Bugs Bunny Eh, guys?
Looney Tunes Yes?
Bugs Bunny Look who's finally ready to play.
Michael Jordan Let's see if I remember how to do this.
Stan Podolak Michael! Is it really you?! Oh! Thank god, you're all right! You're all right! Oh! I was so worried!
[happily; Michael stops and turns to see him.; Runs up to him and hugs him happily.]
Michael Jordan Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.
[annoyed]
Stan Podolak Sorry.
[stops hugging]
Michael Jordan What are you doing here?
Stan Podolak I-I-I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice.
Michael Jordan I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game.
Stan Podolak Uh, Michael, do you know that your friends are cartoon characters?
Michael Jordan Yeah. so?
Stan Podolak No, no. Doesn't bother you, doesn't bother me. Let me help! Let me help! I can help, I can help! Let me help!
Michael Jordan What can you do?
Stan Podolak Well, you know what I mean. I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
[Takes the ball and dribbles]
Sylvester And large.
[moves his belly]
Daffy And a dork.
Stan Podolak I'll do anything, Michael! Anything!
Michael Jordan Anything?
Stan Podolak Anything.
Michael Jordan Come here. Come here for a second. Sit right here.
[escorts Stan to the benches]
Stan Podolak Okay.
[He's about to sit on Tweety and he moves out of the way. He blows a raspberry at Stan.]
Michael Jordan Okay?
Stan Podolak Okay. No problem. All right! All right! Let's go, team! Y'know, if somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes.
[Clapping; Chuckling, to Granny]
Granny I'm a cheerleader.
[Holding out pompons]
Foreman Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off.
Commissioner Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! Listen, after meeting with team owners, I have decided that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players, there will be no more basketball this season.
[To reporters]