The Lives of a Bengal Lancer - Methods of Extracting Information
Mohammed Khan:
We have ways to make men talk.
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Mr. Deeds Goes to Town - Familiarity with Longfellow Deeds Established
Cedar:
Do you know the defendant, Mr. Longfellow Deeds?
Jane Faulkner:
Oh yes, yes, of course we know him.
Cedar:
How long have you known him?
Jane Faulkner:
Since he was born.
Amy Faulkner:
Yes, Elsie Taggart was the midwife.
Jane Faulkner:
He was a seven months baby.
Cedar:
Thank you, that's, that's fine. Do you see him very often?
Jane Faulkner:
Most every day.
Amy Faulkner:
Sometimes twice.
Judge May:
Must we have the echo?
John Cedar:
Suppose you just answer, Miss Jane. Now, will you tell the court what everybody at home thinks of Longfellow Deeds?
Jane Faulkner:
They think he's pixilated.
Amy Faulkner:
Oh, yes, pixilated.
Judge May:
He's what?
Cedar:
What was that you said he was?
Jane Faulkner:
Pixilated.
Amy Faulkner:
Mm-hmm.
Cedar:
Now that's rather a strange word to us, Miss Jane. Can you tell the court exactly what it means?
Board member:
Perhaps I can explain, Your Honor. The word "pixilated" is an early American expression derived from the word "pixies," meaning elves. They would say the pixies had got him. As we nowadays would say, a man is "barmy.
Judge May:
Oh. Is that correct?
Jane Faulkner:
Mm-hmm.
Amy Faulkner:
Mm-hmm.
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The Big Store - Detective Claims and Family Jokes
Wolf J. Flywheel:
So, you didn't think I was a real detective, eh?
Mr. Grover:
Aw, if you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Keep your family out of this!
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The Big Store - A Multifaceted Character Reveals His Talents
Mr. Grover:
What is this man? A detective? A floorwalker? Or, a poet?
Wolf J. Flywheel: [tickles Martha's chin]
All three. And not bad at making love. Eh, Martha? Woo-hoo!
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The Big Store - Complicated Relationships in the Workplace
Mr. Grover:
If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
Martha Phelps:
Oh no, no...
Wolf J. Flywheel:
Fiancée?
Martha Phelps:
Yes.
Wolf J. Flywheel:
You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that impostor?
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The Big Store - Unusual Job Experience in Retail
Mr. Grover:
What experience have you had at a department store?
Wolf J. Flywheel:
I was a shoplifter for three years.
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The Ten Commandments - Ambition Overrides Familial Bonds
Seti:
Do you mean to tell me he would turn the slaves against me? I've been his father!
Jannes:
Ambition knows no father.
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The Ten Commandments - Moses' Triumphant Return to Egypt
Announcer:
The Lord Moses, Prince of Egypt, son of the Pharaoh's sister, beloved of the Nile god, commander of the Southern Host!
Egyptian 1:
Welcome home!
Egyptian 2:
Prince Moses!
Jannes:
The blessing of the god Amun-Ra be upon you, Great Prince! He has brought down the pride of Ethiopia. Yes, that is...
Seti: [as Jannes continues on]
The old windbag.
Nefretiri:
I agree with him.
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