Memorable Quotes from Duane Davis
4 quotesTensions Rise Over Beetlejuice's Chaos
Barbara
Adam, why did you build that?
[about the whorehouse (Dante's Inferno) in the model]
Adam
I didn't.
Juno
Will you guys shut up and leave me alone? I've got all this paperwork to do. You two, come in. Sit down. Get in here, both of ya! The whorehouse was my idea. I want Beetlejuice out of the picture! You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook!
[to the football players; to the Maitlands]
Adam
When?
Juno
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
[rolls her eyes]
Dumb Football Player
Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno
I'm not your coach! He survived.
Very Dumb Football Player
Wait, Coach. Let me get somethin’ straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno
Will you get outta here?! Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are ya kidding? Can't you read signs? I’ll be right back.
[to Adam and Barbara]
Dumb Football Player
Coach?
Juno
What?
Dumb Football Player
I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno
How did ya guess?
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Conflict and Indifference in Tense Situation
Uno
So, you're just gonna stand there and watch her break my shit?
Dos
Yeah, and now you're done mopping the floor, why don't you get me a beer, killer?
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Searching for the Train on Mars
Desolation
Where the hell's the train?
[The train has not arrived]
Melanie
I don't know.
Uno
You don't know? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Melanie
Lieutenant to the train!
[On radio]
Desolation
Plan A is fucked up! You got a Plan B?
Melanie
Yeah, it's the same as Plan A. You got any fresh ideas?
Desolation
Yeah, what we should of done in the first place.
Melanie
Shit!
Desolation
COME ON YOU MINDLESS MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Introduction of Characters in Tense Exchange
Melanie
Well, introduce us to your friends.
Desolation
These are my compadres, Uno, Dos and Tres.
Melanie
Uno must be the nice one.
Uno
You got that right, butchy. I'm not as nice as Desolation. And I'll cut your fucking titties off.
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