Santa Claus: The Movie - Anticipating a Christmas Movie Sequel
B.Z.:
When you've got a hit like we have, Patch, the people don't wanna wait a whole year, they're dying for a sequel! A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas II!
Patch:
Christmas II?
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Santa Claus: The Movie - Promoting Products Through Television Advertising
Patch:
How will I tell everyone of my product?
B.Z.:
I have found the best forum for this world is television.
Patch:
Can we be seen on that?
B.Z.:
With enough money a horse in a hoop skirt can get on one of those things.
Patch:
I don't know much about money.
Patch:
One minute will suffice.
B.Z.:
Where will it be told?
Patch:
Pardon?
B.Z.:
Which country? Which channel?
Patch:
All of them!
Patch:
If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs".
B.Z.:
Sorry?
Patch: [chuckles awkwardly]
That's what Santa's wife's always saying. Anyway, that's all the advertising you'll ever need.
B.Z.:
It better be. How many workers does this, uh, product require?
Patch:
Just me.
B.Z.:
What? No payroll?
Patch:
Well, my needs are small: a bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep--
B.Z.:
What will it cost?
Patch: [confused]
Cost? Cost whom?
B.Z.:
The people who...who buy the toy.
Patch:
Well, nothing; we're going to give them away free.
Patch: [intrigued]
Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you make your face so red so fast?
B.Z.:
FOR FREE?!?!?!
Patch:
Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole--
B.Z:
WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE, IN A FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM!!!
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Santa Claus: The Movie - The Question of Believing in Santa Claus
Patch:
Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
B.Z.:
Why should I? He never brought me anything.
Patch:
That's because you were probably a naughty boy.
B.Z.:
Yes. I guess I was... no angel.
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Santa Claus: The Movie - Color Choices for Santa's New Look
Honka:
It takes time for me. I have never done an extra large before.
Anya:
I do not mean to put down your work, but green is just not his color.
Puffy:
What about brown?
Patch:
How about red?
Anya:
Yes!
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Bedazzled - Melted Treats and Devilish Encounters
Stanley Moon: [realizes]
Here, my ice lolly's melted! You really must be the Devil.
George Spiggott:
Incarnate. How d'you do?
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Bedazzled - Names and Titles in Context
Stanley Moon:
I thought you were called Lucifer.
George Spiggott:
I know. "The Bringer of the Light" it used to be. Sounded a bit poofy to me.
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Bedazzled - Debating Genius and Madness
Stanley Moon:
You're a nutcase! You're a bleedin nutcase!
George Spiggott:
They said the same of Jesus Christ, Sigmund Freud, and Galileo.
Stanley Moon:
They said it of a lot of nutcases too!
George Spiggott:
You're not as stupid as you look are you, Mr. Moon?
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Bedazzled - Stanley Moon's Self-Identification as "The Damned
Stanley Moon: [reading the Faustian contract]
I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as "The Damned" - The damned?!
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