Memorable Quotes from Dudley Moore
8 quotesColor Choices for Santa's New Look
Honka
It takes time for me. I have never done an extra large before.
Anya
I do not mean to put down your work, but green is just not his color.
Puffy
What about brown?
Patch
How about red?
Anya
Yes!
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The Question of Believing in Santa Claus
Patch
Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
B.Z.
Why should I? He never brought me anything.
Patch
That's because you were probably a naughty boy.
B.Z.
Yes. I guess I was... no angel.
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Anticipating a Christmas Movie Sequel
B.Z.
When you've got a hit like we have, Patch, the people don't wanna wait a whole year, they're dying for a sequel! A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas II!
Patch
Christmas II?
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Names and Titles in Context
Stanley Moon
I thought you were called Lucifer.
George Spiggott
I know. "The Bringer of the Light" it used to be. Sounded a bit poofy to me.
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Melted Treats and Devilish Encounters
Stanley Moon
Here, my ice lolly's melted! You really must be the Devil.
[realizes]
George Spiggott
Incarnate. How d'you do?
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Debating Genius and Madness
Stanley Moon
You're a nutcase! You're a bleedin nutcase!
George Spiggott
They said the same of Jesus Christ, Sigmund Freud, and Galileo.
Stanley Moon
They said it of a lot of nutcases too!
George Spiggott
You're not as stupid as you look are you, Mr. Moon?
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Stanley Moon's Self-Identification as "The Damned
Stanley Moon
I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as "The Damned" - The damned?!
[reading the Faustian contract]
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Promoting Products Through Television Advertising
Patch
How will I tell everyone of my product?
B.Z.
I have found the best forum for this world is television.
Patch
Can we be seen on that?
B.Z.
With enough money a horse in a hoop skirt can get on one of those things.
Patch
I don't know much about money.
Patch
One minute will suffice.
B.Z.
Where will it be told?
Patch
Pardon?
B.Z.
Which country? Which channel?
Patch
All of them!
Patch
If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs".
B.Z.
Sorry?
Patch
That's what Santa's wife's always saying. Anyway, that's all the advertising you'll ever need.
[chuckles awkwardly]
B.Z.
It better be. How many workers does this, uh, product require?
Patch
Just me.
B.Z.
What? No payroll?
Patch
Well, my needs are small: a bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep--
B.Z.
What will it cost?
Patch
Cost? Cost whom?
[confused]
B.Z.
The people who...who buy the toy.
Patch
Well, nothing; we're going to give them away free.
Patch
Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you make your face so red so fast?
[intrigued]
B.Z.
FOR FREE?!?!?!
Patch
Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole--
B.Z
WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE, IN A FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM!!!
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