Memorable Quotes from Ed Call
1 quotePassenger Inquiry at Lunar Shuttle Terminal
First Woman in Line
Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
Information Agent
Concourse lounge C, fourth level.
First Woman in Line
Thank you.
Information Agent
Next?
First Woman in Line
How long is my parking permit good for?
Information Agent
Two hours.
First Woman in Line
Thank you?
Information Agent
Yes, next.
Next Man
What's the fastest animal on Earth?
Information Agent
The cheetah. Next?
Female Passenger #3
Should I fake my orgasms?
Information Agent
Yes.
Female Passenger #3
Thank you.
Information Agent
Next?
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