Memorable Quotes from Ed Oxenbould
6 quotesTyler Jamison's Enthusiastic Reference to Shania Twain
Tyler Jamison
OH, Shania Twain, bitches!
[after rapping about his ordeal with the fake grandparents, also his last lines]
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A Touching Reminder from Grandpa to Dylan
Grandpa
I, uh... thought you might like something to remind you of home if you're missing us.
[Giving Dylan a present]
Dylan
Oh, you're still my favourite living fossil!
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Anticipation of Tomorrow's Competition
Patrick
Hey! It's Dylan, right?
Dylan
Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick
Think you're gonna win tomorrow?
Dylan
I don't know. But I really, really want to.
Patrick
Yeah? Why is that?
Dylan
Well... You know, everyone loves a winner. Right? And if... if I go home a winner, maybe my dad... might want to hang out with me.
Patrick
Well, you know what? He's family, mate. And sometimes... Sometimes they take a little while to come good. But, uh, if you stick with them, they will, eventually.
Dylan
Well, I hope you're right. Thanks, Mr Jones.
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Confronting Grief and Understanding Loss
Dylan
Look! Look at this. There's a world out there, alright?
[Opens curtains]
Jack
You… You just don't get it.
Dylan
I don't get it? You don't get it, Dad! You don't get it. I'm 12 and I get it. She's dead. She's not gonna come back. Ever. We're never gonna see her again...
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Tyler's Surprised Reaction to Nana
Tyler Jamison
Holy SHIT! Holy Mother of Sarah McLachlan! Nana... what the HELL?
[finds a fly-ridden heap of dirty diapers on a table in the shed]
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Tyler Questions the Sanity of Others
Tyler Jamison
Any other crazy bitch-ass fucking people here?
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