King Ralph - Accusations of Corruption in Royal Circles
Lord Percival: [''after Ralph accuses him of undermining him'']
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations!
Ralph:
We haved the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked Lord Graves.
Lord Percival:
I know no such man!
Ralph:
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.
Lord Percival:
So! I saw them at the ball!
Ralph:
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.
King Ralph:
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succession of a monarch. Enacted by...
Ralph:
William III!
Various Members of Parliament: [''staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard'']
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Dysentery:
That's right! String him up! Wanker!
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King Ralph - Debate on National Pride and Indifference
Dysentery:
Since when do we give a toss about this kind of bullshit???
Punk Girl:
Shut up, Dysentery! Where's your sense of national flippin pride?
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