Memorable Quotes from Ed Stobart
2 quotesAccusations of Corruption in Royal Circles
Lord Percival
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations!
[''after Ralph accuses him of undermining him'']
Ralph
We haved the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked Lord Graves.
Lord Percival
I know no such man!
Ralph
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs.
Lord Percival
So! I saw them at the ball!
Ralph
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning.
King Ralph
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succession of a monarch. Enacted by...
Ralph
William III!
Various Members of Parliament
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
[''staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard'']
Dysentery
That's right! String him up! Wanker!
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Debate on National Pride and Indifference
Dysentery
Since when do we give a toss about this kind of bullshit???
Punk Girl
Shut up, Dysentery! Where's your sense of national flippin pride?
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