Eddie Albert Quotes

Captain Knauer Dammit, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake.

Warden Hazen Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. Why is it, do you suppose, that I can walk through this yard, surrounded by hate, and in total command?

Captain Knauer Because you've got 15 gun turrets all around you that say you can.

Warden Hazen How do you think we'd do against the pros?

Paul Crewe That team against the pros?

Warden Hazen Yeah.

Paul Crewe Well, you'd have a real problem.

Warden Hazen Well, how do you think we'd do against the cons?

Paul Crewe You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about.

Warden Hazen What's that, Mr. Crewe?

Paul Crewe That you're not out here with us knockin heads.

Warden Hazen I'm afraid I'm a little old for that.

Paul Crewe No, you never had the guts to begin with!

Carnes That's enough. In this country that better be a proposal of marriage.

Ali Hakim I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.

Aunt Eller Murphy SING! SING! C'mon now! Sing!

Jud Fry Look at me. I'm a hired hand. I got dirt on my hands. Pig slop. I ain't fit to touch you, am I - you're better. Oh, you're so much better, Miss Laurey Williams! Well we'll see how much better you are, and then you won't be so free and easy and hifalutin with your airs! You such a FINE lady!