Mystery Men - Naming the Team in Mystery Men
Invisible Boy:
So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad?
Tony P:
How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that?
Tony C:
How about the Legendary Superfreaks?
Tony P:
Way too positive. They totalled our car.
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Mystery Men - A Lesson in Unchanging Behavior
Tony P:
You guys never learn, do you?
Blue Raja:
Apparently we don't!
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Mystery Men - Questioning the Creativity of Superhero Powers
Tony P:
What do we got here?
Tony C:
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.
Tony P: [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.]
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. What's so funny?
Mr. Furious:
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?
Blue Raja:
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?
Disco Boy:
It's a Saturday Night Special.
Mr. Furious:
Weak.
Blue Raja: [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]
At best.
Shoveler:
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?
Blue Raja:
There's no theme at all here, mates!
Mr. Furious: [To Tony C]
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?
Tony C:
Top of your head, huh?
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Mystery Men - Disco's Enduring Spirit in Changing Times
Casanova Frankenstein:
Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
Tony P:
You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein:
It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Tony P: [Snapping]
Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!
Casanova Frankenstein:
Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.
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Ocean's Twelve - Character's Critique on Clichés and Costs
Roman Nagel: [to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan; pause; Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]
And tell him it's gonna cost him double. And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche.
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - Imagination and Identity in Narnia's Conflict
Telmarine Soldier:
You're a... mouse.
Reepicheep: [annoyed and bored; He attacks the Telmarine Soldier]
You people have NO imagination!
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - A Duel of Wits and Swords
Reepicheep:
Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine.
Caspian:
You are a mouse.
Reepicheep: [Sighs]
I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword.
Caspian:
Uhh... no, thanks.
Reepicheep:
Pick it up! I will not fight an unarmed man.
Caspian:
Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse.
Reepicheep:
I said I would not fight you. I didn't say I'd let you live!
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - Preparing for the Coming Conflict
Peter:
It's only a matter of time. Miraz's men and war machines are on their way. That means those same men aren't protecting his castle.
Reepicheep:
What do you propose we do, Your Majesty?
Peter:
We need to get ready for it.
Caspian:
To start planning for–
Peter:
Our only hope is to strike them before they strike us.
Caspian:
But that's crazy. No one has ever taken that castle.
Peter:
There's always a first time.
Trumpkin:
We'll have the element of surprise.
Caspian:
But we have the advantage here!
Susan: [Peter looks at her disappointedly]
If we dig in, we could probably hold them off indefinitely.
Trufflehunter:
I, for one, feel safer underground.
Peter:
Look, I appreciate what you've done here, but this isn't a fortress, it's a tomb.
Edmund:
Yes, and if they're smart, the Telmarines will just wait and starve us out.
Squirrel: [Reepicheep looks at him and raises an eyebrow]
We could collect nuts.
Reepicheep: [Everyone looks at him; the squirrel looks happy, until Reepicheep speaks, gesturing his arms on the words ''throw'' and ''Telmarines'']
Yes– –and throw them at the Telmarines. Shut up! I think you know where I stand, sire.
Peter: [To Glenstorm]
If I can get your troops in, can you handle the guards?
Glenstorm:
Or die trying, my liege.
Lucy:
That's what I'm worried about.
Peter:
Sorry?
Lucy:
Well, you're all acting like there's only two options: dying here or dying there.
Peter:
I'm not sure you've really been listening, Lu.
Lucy:
No, you're not listening. Or have you forgotten who really defeated the White Witch, Peter?
Peter:
I think we've waited for Aslan long enough.
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Ocean's Thirteen - Plans and Reflections Among Friends
Saul Bloom:
When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.
Saul Bloom:
Kensington Chubb here!
Saul Bloom:
Did I say I was walking away? Let's gut the sonovabitch.
Reuben Tishkoff:
We'll talk about it when I'm dead.
Roman Nagel:
You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.
Yen:
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Saul Bloom:
(Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!
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