Memorable Quotes from Suzy Eddie Izzard
9 quotesQuestioning the Creativity of Superhero Powers
Tony P
What do we got here?
Tony C
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.
Tony P
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. What's so funny?
[he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.]
Mr. Furious
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?
Blue Raja
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?
Disco Boy
It's a Saturday Night Special.
Mr. Furious
Weak.
Blue Raja
At best.
[more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]
Shoveler
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?
Blue Raja
There's no theme at all here, mates!
Mr. Furious
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?
[To Tony C]
Tony C
Top of your head, huh?
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Imagination and Identity in Narnia's Conflict
Telmarine Soldier
You're a... mouse.
Reepicheep
You people have NO imagination!
[annoyed and bored; He attacks the Telmarine Soldier]
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A Duel of Wits and Swords
Reepicheep
Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine.
Caspian
You are a mouse.
Reepicheep
I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword.
[Sighs]
Caspian
Uhh... no, thanks.
Reepicheep
Pick it up! I will not fight an unarmed man.
Caspian
Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse.
Reepicheep
I said I would not fight you. I didn't say I'd let you live!
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Naming the Team in Mystery Men
Invisible Boy
So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad?
Tony P
How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that?
Tony C
How about the Legendary Superfreaks?
Tony P
Way too positive. They totalled our car.
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Preparing for the Coming Conflict
Peter
It's only a matter of time. Miraz's men and war machines are on their way. That means those same men aren't protecting his castle.
Reepicheep
What do you propose we do, Your Majesty?
Peter
We need to get ready for it.
Caspian
To start planning for–
Peter
Our only hope is to strike them before they strike us.
Caspian
But that's crazy. No one has ever taken that castle.
Peter
There's always a first time.
Trumpkin
We'll have the element of surprise.
Caspian
But we have the advantage here!
Susan
If we dig in, we could probably hold them off indefinitely.
[Peter looks at her disappointedly]
Trufflehunter
I, for one, feel safer underground.
Peter
Look, I appreciate what you've done here, but this isn't a fortress, it's a tomb.
Edmund
Yes, and if they're smart, the Telmarines will just wait and starve us out.
Squirrel
We could collect nuts.
[Reepicheep looks at him and raises an eyebrow]
Reepicheep
Yes– –and throw them at the Telmarines. Shut up! I think you know where I stand, sire.
[Everyone looks at him; the squirrel looks happy, until Reepicheep speaks, gesturing his arms on the words ''throw'' and ''Telmarines'']
Peter
If I can get your troops in, can you handle the guards?
[To Glenstorm]
Glenstorm
Or die trying, my liege.
Lucy
That's what I'm worried about.
Peter
Sorry?
Lucy
Well, you're all acting like there's only two options: dying here or dying there.
Peter
I'm not sure you've really been listening, Lu.
Lucy
No, you're not listening. Or have you forgotten who really defeated the White Witch, Peter?
Peter
I think we've waited for Aslan long enough.
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A Lesson in Unchanging Behavior
Tony P
You guys never learn, do you?
Blue Raja
Apparently we don't!
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Plans and Reflections Among Friends
Saul Bloom
When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.
Saul Bloom
Kensington Chubb here!
Saul Bloom
Did I say I was walking away? Let's gut the sonovabitch.
Reuben Tishkoff
We'll talk about it when I'm dead.
Roman Nagel
You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.
Yen
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Saul Bloom
(Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!
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Disco's Enduring Spirit in Changing Times
Casanova Frankenstein
Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
Tony P
You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein
It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Tony P
Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!
[Snapping]
Casanova Frankenstein
Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.
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Character's Critique on Clichés and Costs
Roman Nagel
And tell him it's gonna cost him double. And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche.
[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan; pause; Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]
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