Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star - Playful Banter About Size and Strollers
Mrs. Gertrude:
Aren't you a bit big to be in a stroller?
Dickie:
Aren't you a bit big to be on the sidewalk?
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Flubber - Balancing Work and Excitement
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Martha George: [about the excitement of getting married]
How do you hold in it?
Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [thinking she meant waste]
Well, like everybody else, Martha. I just cross my legs real tight.
Martha George: [gets a little tickled by that answer]
I was talking about your excitement.
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - Conflict Over Identity and Acceptance
Chastity Pariah:
Listen, young lady. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
Elvira:
Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Frustration at the Car Rental Counter
Car Rental Agent:
Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Neal: [indignantly]
Yes.
Agent:
How may I help you?
Neal:
You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick — Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Agent:
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal:
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.
Agent:
May I see your rental agreement?
Neal:
I threw it away.
Agent:
Oh, boy.
Neal:
Oh, boy" what?
Agent:
You're fucked.
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