Memorable Quotes from Edith Massey
8 quotesQueen Carlotta's Frustration Revealed
Queen Carlotta
That little MF!
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A Delightful Egg Selection
The Egg Man
And now, Edie, what will it be today? I have Grade A extra large, I have Grade A large, I have medium, I have small, I have brown and I have white. Just look at these, so fresh you could hardly believe it. They're just begging to be scrambled or fried or poached or hard boiled. Or ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet! How about it, Edie? What will it be for the lady that the eggs like the most?
Edie
I want them all! I'll have the brown ones, and those great big white ones, and I'll have those over there. And I want them for frying and for scrambling, and for hard-boiled for snacks. Oh, God!
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Fashion Critique from Queen Carlotta
Queen Carlotta
Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!
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Absurdity and Humor in Unconventional Conversations
Sandy Sandstone
Eat the bird, bitch!
Cookie
I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene.
Edie
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Birthday Card
Happy birthday, fatso.
Cotton
] merely relieves tension.
[[Homicide|Murder]
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Queen Carlotta's Provocative Expression of Desire
Queen Carlotta
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm!
[while having sex with one of her guards]
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Queen Carlotta's Command for Action
Queen Carlotta
Seize her and fuck her!
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Queen Carlotta's Call for Transformation
Queen Carlotta
Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!
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Queen Carlotta's Concern About Her Gown
Queen Carlotta
I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!
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