Desperate Living - Queen Carlotta's Command for Action
Queen Carlotta:
Seize her and fuck her!
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Desperate Living - Queen Carlotta's Concern About Her Gown
Queen Carlotta:
I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!
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Desperate Living - Fashion Critique from Queen Carlotta
Queen Carlotta:
Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!
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Desperate Living - Queen Carlotta's Frustration Revealed
Queen Carlotta:
That little MF!
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Desperate Living - Queen Carlotta's Provocative Expression of Desire
Queen Carlotta: [while having sex with one of her guards]
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm!
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Desperate Living - Queen Carlotta's Call for Transformation
Queen Carlotta:
Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!
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Pink Flamingos - A Delightful Egg Selection
The Egg Man:
And now, Edie, what will it be today? I have Grade A extra large, I have Grade A large, I have medium, I have small, I have brown and I have white. Just look at these, so fresh you could hardly believe it. They're just begging to be scrambled or fried or poached or hard boiled. Or ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet! How about it, Edie? What will it be for the lady that the eggs like the most?
Edie:
I want them all! I'll have the brown ones, and those great big white ones, and I'll have those over there. And I want them for frying and for scrambling, and for hard-boiled for snacks. Oh, God!
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Pink Flamingos - Absurdity and Humor in Unconventional Conversations
Sandy Sandstone:
Eat the bird, bitch!
Cookie:
I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene.
Edie:
Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Birthday Card:
Happy birthday, fatso.
Cotton: [[Homicide|Murder]
] merely relieves tension.
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