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Edward Bunker Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Edward Bunker

2 quotes
Reservoir Dogs
Debate Over Song Meaning Among Characters
Mr. Brown Let me tell you what ] is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
[[w:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]
Mr. Blonde No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out, Greenbay. Tell that fuckin bullshit to the tourists.
Joe Cabot Toby... Who the fuck is Toby?
[looking at his address book]
Mr. Brown Like a Virgin is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what ] is about. Granted, no argument about that.
[[w:True Blue (Madonna song)|True Blue]
Mr. Orange Which one is True Blue?
Nice Guy Eddie You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for ]. I don't even follow this Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.
[[Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]
Mr. Orange Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Blonde Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue I used to like her early stuff. ] - but once she got off with that ] phase, I tuned out.
[[w:Borderline (song)|Borderline; [w:Papa Don't Preach|Papa Don't Preach]
Mr. Brown You guys are, like, making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe Cabot Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?
Mr. White What's that?
Joe Cabot It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink You said True Blue was about a guy... er.... a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown O.K., let me tell you what ] about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon: dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
[[w:Like A Virgin|Like a Virgin's]
Mr. Blue How many dicks is that?
Mr. White A lot.
Mr. Brown Then one day she meets this ] motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like ] in ]; he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
[[w:John Holmes|John Holmes; [w:Charles Bronson|Charles Bronson; [The Great Escape (film)|The Great Escape]
Joe Cabot Chu? Toby Chu?
Mr. Brown It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be ] by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts, just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin.
[[w:Bubble Yum|Bubble Yum]
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Reservoir Dogs
Debate on Tipping Among Characters
Nice Guy Eddie C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie You don't tip?
Mr. Pink I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue Hey, this girl was nice.
Mr. Pink She was OK. But she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Pink Look, I ordered coffee, alright? And we been here a long fucking time, and she's only filled my cup three times. I mean, when I order coffee, I want it filled six times.
Mr. Blonde Six times? Well, what if she's too fucking busy?
Mr. Pink The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress vocabulary.
Nice Guy Eddie Excuse me Mr. Pink, but the last fucking thing you need's another cup of coffee.
Mr. Pink Jesus Christ. I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage, and when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.
Mr. Blue You don't care if they're counting on your tips to live?
Mr. Pink You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
[rubbing his middle finger and thumb together]
Mr. White You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
Mr. Pink So is working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do ya? Well why not? They're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit!
Mr. White Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.
Mr. Pink Fuck all that.
Mr. Brown Jesus Christ.
[laughing]
Mr. Pink I mean, I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would appear to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. I mean, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin type, cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise.
Mr. Orange He's convinced me. Gimme my dollar back!
Nice Guy Eddie Hey! Leave the dollars there.
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