Murder by Death - Concern for Sam's Well-Being
Tess Skeffington:
Please, excuse Sam. He was shot in the head last week. He shouldn't even be out of the hospital.
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Murder by Death - Criminal History of a Suspected Smuggler
Tess Skeffington:
There's nothing on him until 46, when he was picked up in El Paso, Texas for trying to smuggle a truckload of rich, white Americans across the border into Mexico to pick melons. He was sent to the Dallas state hospital for mental observation.
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The Last Picture Show - Unrequited Love and Small Town Frustrations
Genevieve: [about Charlene]
She doesn't have a good disposition - what are you blue about then?
Sonny:
Ain't nobody to go with in this town. Jacy's the only pretty girl in school and Duane's got her.
Genevieve:
I'd call that his tough luck...Jacy'll bring him more misery than she'll ever be worth.
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The Last Picture Show - Life in a Small Town
Genevieve:
One thing I know for sure - a person can't sneeze in this town without somebody offerin him a handkerchief...it's an awful small town for any kinda carryin on...And some people got a lotta guns.
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Jeepers Creepers - A Question of Companionship
The Cat Lady:
...You kids got anyone else with you?...
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Jeepers Creepers - Intrusion Concerns in the Cat Lady's Home
The Cat Lady:
What the hell did you bring into my house?
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Jeepers Creepers - Misunderstanding of Ownership in a Rural Setting
The Cat Lady:
That's not my scarecrow.
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Clue - Accusations Fly Over Mysterious Shooting
Professor Plum:
It must've been Mr. Green who shot the singing telegram!
Mr. Green:
I didn't do it!
Col. Mustard:
Well, there's nobody else left!
Mr. Green:
But I didn't do it! The gun is missing! Whoever's got the gun shot the girl!
Wadsworth:
I shot her.
Col. Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Mrs. White, Ms. Scarlet, Prof. Plum:
You?!
Mr. Green:
So it was you. I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth:
I know. So I choose to expose myself.
Col. Mustard:
Please! There are ladies present.
Wadsworth:
You thought Mr. Boddy was dead, but why? None of you even met him until tonight.
Mr. Green:
You're Mr. Boddy!
Prof. Plum:
Wait a minute! So who did I kill?
Wadsworth:
My butler.
Prof. Plum:
Oh, shucks.
Wadsworth:
He was expendable, like all of you. I'm grateful to you all for disposing of my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there's no evidence against me.
Mrs. White:
This all has nothing to do with my disappearing nuclear physicist husband or Colonel Mustard's work on the new top secret fusion bomb?
Wadsworth:
No. Communism is just a red herring.
Mr. Green:
But the police will be here any minute. You'll never get away with this, any of you.
Wadsworth:
Why should the police come? Nobody's called them.
Mrs. Peacock:
You mean-- Oh, my God! Of course!
Wadsworth:
So why shouldn't we get away with it? We'll stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly one at a time, and forget that any of this ever happened.
Mr. Green:
And you'll just- just go on blackmailing us all.
Wadsworth:
Of course. Why not?
Mr. Green:
Well, I'll tell you why not.
Wadsworth: [slumps to the floor, reaches a hand inside his coat, and looks at the blood on his fingers; He dies]
Oh, good shot, Green! And very good.
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Clue - Bathroom Inquiry in a Social Setting
Mrs. Peacock:
Yvette, is there a little girls room in the hall?
Yvette:
Oui, oui, madame.
Mrs. Peacock:
No, I just I wanna powder my nose.
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Clue - Miscommunication in a Confined Space
Col. Mustard:
Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
Wadsworth:
Um... no.
Col. Mustard:
Then there is someone else in this house?
Wadsworth:
Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes.
Col. Mustard:
No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?
Wadsworth:
No.
Col. Mustard:
No there is, or no there isn't?
Wadsworth:
Yes.
Mrs. White: [Smashes glass on fireplace]
PLEASE! Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here!
Miss Scarlet:
Yeah!
Professor Plum:
How can we throw him outside in this weather?
Miss Scarlet:
If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious!
Professor Plum:
If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious!
Col. Mustard:
If I were him, I'd be suspicious already!
Mrs. Peacock: [hysterical]
Oh, who cares? That guy doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. The police will be here by then... and there are two dead bodies in the study!
All:
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Col. Mustard:
Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house!
Wadsworth:
I told you, there isn't.
Col. Mustard:
There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anybody else?
Wadsworth:
Either! Or both.
Col. Mustard:
Just give me a clear answer!
Wadsworth: [clears throat]
Certainly! What was the question?
Col. Mustard: [shouting]
Is there anybody else in this house?
All: [shouting]
No!
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The Sting - Searching for a Missing Person
Billie:
Who told you this guy was in here?
Lt. Snyder:
Nobody, I just know what kind of woman he likes. Going to check all the joy houses till I find him.
Billie:
Oh, well maybe I could help you, if you tell me his name.
Lt. Snyder:
I doubt it. Which way are the rooms?
Billie:
Right through there. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Lt. Snyder:
What you are going to do, call the cops?
Billie:
I don't have to. You'd be busting in on the Chief of Police just up the hall.
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