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Eileen Essell Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Eileen Essell

17 quotes
Time Awareness and Surprise
Mrs. Connelly   Oh, look at the time!  I had no idea it was so late!
[''the clock shows almost 5:30 PM'']
A Touch of Music and Dance
Mrs. Connelly A bit of music and a bit of a dance!
Reunion with Kenneth
Mrs. Connelly Nice seein ya again, Kenneth.
Determined Progress Amidst Challenges
Mrs. Connelly I'm coming.  Slowly but surely!
Encouragement to Put in Effort
Mrs. Connelly Use some elbow grease.
Hope for a Golden Ticket
Grandpa Joe Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside?
Charlie I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday.
Mrs. Bucket Well, it's your birthday next week.
Grandma Josephine You have as much chance as anybody does.
Grandpa George Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Grandma Josephine Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Grandpa George Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat!
Unexpected Discovery in the Drawers
Mrs. Connelly   What in heaven's name are you doin with me drawers!?
[''after Alex spills the garbage on the stairway and, disgusted, holds up Mrs. Connelly's underwear with a paper towel roll'']
Request for Help with Garbage Disposal
Mrs. Connelly Could you give me a hand with the garbage?  We don't wannna be feedin the mice.
Weather Commentary by Mrs. Connelly
Mrs. Connelly It's pissin down out there!
Distinctive Sounds and Miscommunication in Duplex
Alex Rose   I'm sorry, I don't hear anything.
Mrs. Connelly   It was very distinctive.  The pipes went "bang bang, bangety bang bang…bang, bang.
A Confession About Occasional Smoking
Mrs. Connelly You caught me.  I can't help but sneak a fag once in a blue moon.
Chocolate Palace Dreams of Prince Pondicherry
Grandma Josephine Tell him about the Indian prince. He'd love to hear that.
Grandpa Joe You mean Prince Pondicherry? Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka, and asked him to travel all the way out to India. And build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate.
Willy It'll have 100 rooms, and everything will be made either dark or light chocolate.
Grandpa Joe True to his word, the bricks were chocolate, and the cement holding them together was chocolate. All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well. So were the carpets, and the pictures, and the furniture.
[voice-over]
Prince Pondicherry It is perfect… in every way.
Willy Yeah, but it wouldn't last long. You'd better start eating right now.
Prince Pondicherry Nonsense. I will not eat my palace. I intend to live in it.
[scoffs]
Grandpa Joe But Mr. Wonka was right, of course. Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun.
[voice-over]
Departure Announcement by Mrs. Connelly
Mrs. Connelly Off we go, Dicky Boy.
A Candid Observation on Loose Standards
Mrs. Connelly It's loose as a Dublin whore!
A Housewarming Gift and Conversation
Alex Rose   We brought you this little housewarming gift. 
[''gives Mrs. Connelly a bottle of wine'']
Mrs. Connelly   Oh, that's very kind of you, thank you.  I'll open it for you.  I don't drink myself, it's a sin.
Alex Rose     Irish Catholics don't drink?
[''to Nancy'']
Mrs. Connelly   Sit down, dears, sit down!  I brought ya a little something to nibble on as well.
Alex Rose   Oh, Bugles.  Wow, I didn't realise they even still made Bugles.
Mrs. Connelly     Come along, dear, it's French onion.
[''offering Alex a Bugle dipped in French onion dip'']
Alex Rose     Magnificent parrot.
[''nibbles while looking at Bugles box; sees expiration date reads "October 1997"'']
Mrs. Connelly   It's not a parrot, dear.  He's a macaw.  He's named after my late husband, Richard.  I've had Little Dick for forty years.    Now tell me about yourselves.  What do you do, Allen?
[''Alex and Nancy smile'']
Alex Rose     Alex.
[''correcting her'']
Nancy Kendricks   Alex is a writer.
Mrs. Connelly   Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job.  I suppose I'm forgettin about Joyce.
Alex Rose   Joyce, James Joyce, of course.  Wonderful writer.
Mrs. Connelly   He died drunk and penniless.
Nancy Kendricks   Well, Alex's first novel was published in hardback, and he's just about to finish his second one.
Mrs. Connelly   Oh, what's it about?
Alex Rose   Well, I like to call it an urban epic.  It's about three generations of this family in New York that own a printing press, and I tell a story mainly about—
Mrs. Connelly     Oh, that's nice.  Let me give you a refill.  Big Dick had the taste, too.  He was a seaman.  The drink took him from me in 1963.  We'd been married for 58 years. 
[''bored, cutting him off''; ''Nancy counts silently'']
Encouraging a friend to try something new
Mrs. Connelly Come along dear, don't be shy!  It's French Onion.
Unusual Tastes in Culinary Delicacies
Mrs. Connelly Upchuck is a delicacy for Little Dick.  He's salivatin'.