Memorable Quotes from Eileen Heckart
1 quoteDating Expectations and Misunderstandings
Tom Highway
Hey, baby.
Little Mary Jackson
Well, I called his wife--
Tom Highway
Do you fool around on the first date?
Little Mary Jackson
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Little Mary Jackson
Damn you, girl. Do you know how to write and call?
Tom Highway
Well, I didn't want you to cause any sleepless nights thinking about me.
Little Mary Jackson
I'll get you a beer.
Tom Highway
Great. I could use one. Sure, you look great. They don't make them like you anymore, sweetheart.
Little Mary Jackson
(sits at bar) Oh, hell, sure they do. But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot.
Tom Highway
Yes, it's this kid. It seemed that marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible.
Little Mary Jackson
Panther piss. The best years of my life were with a Marine. Now if I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words and curl your toes.
Tom Highway
Yeah, I bet you could.
Little Mary Jackson
(smiling) Aggie always kept a smile on your face.
Tom Highway
That was pain.
Little Mary Jackson
Tom, she's in town.
Tom Highway
Oh, well, I figured as much. But if she's looking for more alimony, she's in real trouble this time. Because I got myself so broke, I couldn't get myself out of sight if it took a quarter to go around the world.
Little Mary Jackson
(smiling) She's cocktailing over at the Palace.
Tom Highway
Oh, well, I figure she'd be married to a general by now. Oh, can I get my old room back?
Little Mary Jackson
Hell, yes. You're going to see her?
Tom Highway
Hell no. Can I run a tab on this?
Little Mary Jackson
Hell, no.
Tom Highway
(laughing) Tough woman, tough woman.
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