With Six You Get Eggroll - Superstitions About Gardening and Luck
Cleo Ruskin: [seductively]
Want to help with my garden?
Jake Iverson:
No, Cleo, I think it's real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else's garden.
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Herbie Rides Again - Alonzo Hawk Discusses Firehouse Plans with Lawyers
Alonzo Hawk:
Who're these clowns?
Secretary:
They're your new layers, Mr. Hawk. You fired the others yesterday.
Alonzo Hawk:
Okay, fellas, now I want to tear down the Steinmetz firehouse. Okay?
Lawyer:
Just a moment. Mr. Hawk. Do you have the necessary permit?
Alonzo Hawk:
Of course I don't have a permit! I don't even own the land yet!
Secretary:
Sorry, Mr. Hawk. Such an action would only jeopardize your entire legal standing of your new building. We can't permit...
Alonzo Hawk:
Will you get outta here? I didn't hire you to tell me what I can't do, I hired you to tell me how I could do it! GOOOOOO!
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Herbie Rides Again - Alonzo Hawk's Frustration Over Nephew's Disappearance
Secretary:
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. I called the motel, but they said your nephew checked out.
Alonzo Hawk:
What do you mean he's checked out? When? Where? Who told him he could check out? How dare he disappear when he knows I'm worried sick? I'll tear his chicken-livered gizzard to pieces! I'll stomp him silly! I'll take this letter knife, and I'll stab that kid right in his ungrateful breastbone! You know me, Millicent; normally I'm a kindly, fun-loving fellow! But when I get crossed...I go bananas.
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