A Night at the Roxbury - Humorous Pick-Up Line About Reflection
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A Night at the Roxbury - Fear of Losing Friends
Cambi:
There you are. We got scared.
Doug:
Of who, we'll kick his ass.
Cambi:
No we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Doug:
Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Steve:
Oh...OH.
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Clueless - Laundry Mix-Up Among Friends
Tai: [pointing at Amber]
Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?
Cher:
Say, Ambular.
Amber:
Hi!
Cher:
Was that you going through my laundry?
Amber:
As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.
Cher:
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?
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Clueless - Consequences of Cosmetic Surgery in Social Situations
Amber:
Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne:
Well, there goes your social life.
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Clueless - Cher's Garden Party Analogy on Immigration
Cher:
So. Okay. Like, right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP, so I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty?
Cher:
Thank you very much.
Mr. Hall:
Uh, Amber? Replying?
Amber:
Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.
Cher:
Hello?! It was his 50th birthday!
Amber:
Whatever. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.
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Clueless - Acknowledging Contributions to Tardiness
Travis:
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.
Amber: [about Tai]
She could be a farmer in those clothes.
Tai:
Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.
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