Elisa Donovan Quotes

Doug Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cambi What?

Doug Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Cambi There you are. We got scared.

Doug Of who, we'll kick his ass.

Cambi No we got scared someone stole you away from us.

Doug Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.

Steve Oh...OH.

Travis I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.

Amber She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Tai Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.

Cher So. Okay. Like, right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP, so I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty?

Cher Thank you very much.

Mr. Hall Uh, Amber? Replying?

Amber Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.

Cher Hello?! It was his 50th birthday!

Amber Whatever. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.

Tai Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?

Cher Say, Ambular.

Amber Hi!

Cher Was that you going through my laundry?

Amber As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.

Cher Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?

Amber Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne Well, there goes your social life.