Elizabeth Hurley Quotes

The Devil It's like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.

Elliot Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much?

The Devil Oh, aren't you the clever one?

Elliot Richards Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.

The Devil I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?

Elliot Richards Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?

The Devil No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...

The Devil Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.

Elliot Richards Seven? Why not eight?

The Devil Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.

Elliot I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.

The Devil Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.

Elliot Richards You can't read that, that's private stuff!

The Devil You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".

Elliot Richards What?

The Devil Kidding.

The Devil You're so nervous, Elliot.

Elliot Richards How do you know my name?

The Devil I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.

Elliot Richards I think you're hot.

The Devil Baby, you've got no idea...