Bedazzled - A Humorous Exchange About Privacy and Secrets
Elliot Richards:
You can't read that, that's private stuff!
The Devil:
You're telling me, listen to this. "Last night was the most incredible night of my life. I never did get any of the guys names, but I brought them back home and all five of them banged me like a Salvation Army drum".
Elliot Richards:
What?
The Devil:
Kidding.
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Bedazzled - Exploring Temptation and Human Desires
Elliot Richards:
Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.
The Devil:
I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?
Elliot Richards:
Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?
The Devil:
No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy...
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Bedazzled - A Wish for Emotional Sensitivity
Elliot:
I wish to be the most sensitive man in the world. Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.
The Devil:
Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.
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Bedazzled - The Significance of Seven Wishes
The Devil:
Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
Elliot Richards:
Seven? Why not eight?
The Devil:
Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.
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Bedazzled - The Value of the Useless
The Devil: [your soul]
It's like your appendix. You'll never even miss it.
Elliot:
Oh, yeah? If it's so useless, how come you want it so much?
The Devil:
Oh, aren't you the clever one?
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Bedazzled - Recognition of Identity and Psychic Insight
The Devil:
You're so nervous, Elliot.
Elliot Richards:
How do you know my name?
The Devil:
I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.
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Bedazzled - Unexpected Attraction in a Supernatural Encounter
Elliot Richards:
I think you're hot.
The Devil:
Baby, you've got no idea...
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