Memorable Quotes from Ella Anderson
1 quoteBathroom Time Management Conflict
Claire
Knocking on the bathroom door, while Michelle is in the bathroom] Michelle, you gotta get out of the bathroom. I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school.
Michelle Darnell
Well, I'm going as fast as I can. You're welcome to come in.
[inside the bathroom]
Claire
Fine, but we gotta get on the schedule if you're gonna be here. Oh, my God! Close your robe!
[opens the door to find Michelle applying self-tanning spray]
Michelle Darnell
No, absolutely not! I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet.
Claire
I can see your vagina.
Michelle Darnell
Well, congratulations and you're welcome. You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010. They called it a vaguvenation. You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse. I can barely urinate.
[whispers]
Claire
Oh, my God.
[still in shock]
Michelle Darnell
Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings.
[turns around, bends over and lifts up her robe as Rachel comes into the bathroom]
Claire
Oh, my God! Put it away!
Michelle Darnell
Huh?!
Rachel
Whoa!
[shows up]
Michelle Darnell
Hi, Racquel.
[turns around]
Rachel
It's Rachel!
[correcting herself]
Claire
Go grab your backpack, honey. We don't need to brush our teeth today. Our teeth are fine. You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know, it dries darker.
[Rachel leaves the room, as Michelle goes back to spraying her leg with self-tanning spray]
Michelle Darnell
No. Does it?
[grabs the bottle]
Claire
Yes.
Michelle Darnell
That's not what the bottle says. Oh. Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel.
[wipes her face with a bath towel]
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