National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Questioning Santa's Identity During Christmas
Ruby Sue:
Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain’t Santa Claus?
Clark:
I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Childhood Innocence and Holiday Anxiety
Ruby Sue:
Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous because Christmas is almost here.
Clark:
Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue:
Shitting bricks.
Clark:
You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue:
Sorry. Shitting rocks.
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