Memorable Quotes from Emily Berrington
1 quoteHostel Antics and Awkward Encounters
Will
(voiceover) The hostel was laid-back, cool and the kind of place where anything goes. Anything except, it seemed, deodrant.
Will
Smells a bit in here.
Jay
Shotgun. (laughing) Unlucky. Top-bunk wankers. Oh, fuck off, Neil. I want some little hottie above me, not your rotting arsehole.
Neil
I just wanna be near you.
Will
I’ve been thinking about it. Do we really need to go to Splash Planet?
Jay
Yes. Yes, we do.
Will
But it’s so tacky and gaudy and full of idiots.
Neil
It’s my lifetime’s ambition.
Will
You first mentioned it yesterday.
Neil
Don’t kill my dreams, Will.
Katie
Oh! Hello, nutter. You made it. (kisses Will) So, er, what are you up to tomorrow? Any plans?
Will
We thought we might travel somewhere ethical, an Aboriginal…cave.
Katie
Ah, that’s a shame. I’m going to Splash Planet. It looks brilliant.
Will
It does, doesn’t it?
Simon
You just said it was tacky.
Will
What? Shut up.
Jay
You said it was full of idiots. Are you an idiot, Katie?
Will
They’re being funny. (to Jay, Neil and Simon) Stop being so funny, you guys.
Katie
Well, I must be an idiot, then, because I think it looks amazing. I can get you tickets if you like.
Will
Really? Fantastic. Four, please.
Katie
Cool. Done. Right, I’m gonna go and sit by the fire. Fancy coming?
Will
Yeah. I just need to Skype home first. My mother worries.
Katie
Crazy. Right, well, I’ll see you in a bit, then.
Will
(to Simon) You all right?
Simon
Wait, I’m thinking.
Will
About what?
Simon
Wait.
Will
What is it?
Simon
I’m trying to think if anyone has ever said anything less cool to a girl than “My mother worries.”
Simon
Bye.
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