The Inbetweeners 2 - Hostel Antics and Awkward Encounters
Will:
(voiceover) The hostel was laid-back, cool and the kind of place where anything goes. Anything except, it seemed, deodrant.
Will:
Smells a bit in here.
Jay:
Shotgun. (laughing) Unlucky. Top-bunk wankers. Oh, fuck off, Neil. I want some little hottie above me, not your rotting arsehole.
Neil:
I just wanna be near you.
Will:
I’ve been thinking about it. Do we really need to go to Splash Planet?
Jay:
Yes. Yes, we do.
Will:
But it’s so tacky and gaudy and full of idiots.
Neil:
It’s my lifetime’s ambition.
Will:
You first mentioned it yesterday.
Neil:
Don’t kill my dreams, Will.
Katie:
Oh! Hello, nutter. You made it. (kisses Will) So, er, what are you up to tomorrow? Any plans?
Will:
We thought we might travel somewhere ethical, an Aboriginal…cave.
Katie:
Ah, that’s a shame. I’m going to Splash Planet. It looks brilliant.
Will:
It does, doesn’t it?
Simon:
You just said it was tacky.
Will:
What? Shut up.
Jay:
You said it was full of idiots. Are you an idiot, Katie?
Will:
They’re being funny. (to Jay, Neil and Simon) Stop being so funny, you guys.
Katie:
Well, I must be an idiot, then, because I think it looks amazing. I can get you tickets if you like.
Will:
Really? Fantastic. Four, please.
Katie:
Cool. Done. Right, I’m gonna go and sit by the fire. Fancy coming?
Will:
Yeah. I just need to Skype home first. My mother worries.
Katie:
Crazy. Right, well, I’ll see you in a bit, then.
Will:
(to Simon) You all right?
Simon:
Wait, I’m thinking.
Will:
About what?
Simon:
Wait.
Will:
What is it?
Simon:
I’m trying to think if anyone has ever said anything less cool to a girl than “My mother worries.”
Simon:
Bye.
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