Notting Hill - Judgments on Celebrity Relationships and Appearances
William:
So what do you think? Good move?
Honey:
Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella:
Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William:
Tony, what do you think?
Tony:
Never met her, never want to.
William:
Brilliant. Max?
Max:
Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William:
Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike:
I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey:
William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: [shocked]
You daft prick!
Honey:
No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella: [looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
That painting isn't the original, is it?
William:
Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
Bernie:
But she said she wanted to go out with you?
William:
Yes...sort of...
Bernie:
That's nice.
William:
What?
Bernie:
Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
William: [pause; Spike nods. Another pause]
It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? Max, how fast is your car?
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Notting Hill - A Playful Dispute Over a Brownie
Anna:
Wait, what about me?
Max:
Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
Anna:
Well, a shot at it, at least, huh?
William:
Well, you'll have to fight me for it- this is a very good brownie.
Anna:
I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.
Honey:
Really?
Anna: [indicates chin and nose]
Really. And, one day, not long from now, my looks will go, they'll discover I can't act and I'll become some sad, middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.
Max: [long pause; all laugh]
Nah, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.
William:
Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
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Notting Hill - Simple Birthday Greetings Among Friends
Max: [''Opens door.'']
Hi.
Honey: [''Shows off her dress.'']
Hi.
Max:
Ah yes, Happy Birthday.
Honey:
Thank you.
Max:
Look, your brother's brought this girl ...
Honey: [''Walks into the house and turns a corner.'']
Hi guys! Oh, holy fuck!
William:
Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She is my baby sister.
Anna:
Oh, hi.
Honey:
Oh God! This is one of those key moments in life when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool and I ... I'm going to fail just a 100%. I ... I absolutely, totally, and utterly adore you, and I just think ... you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And more importantly, I genuinely believe, and I've believed for some time now, that ... that we could be best friends. So what do you think?
Anna: [''Offers present.'']
Oh ... ha ha, uh, lucky me! Um ah well, Happy Birthday.
Honey:
Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then. ... Marry Will! He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters.
Anna:
Well, I'll think about it.
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