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Emma Chambers Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Emma Chambers

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Judgments on Celebrity Relationships and Appearances
William So what do you think? Good move?
Honey Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William Tony, what do you think?
Tony Never met her, never want to.
William Brilliant. Max?
Max Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike You daft prick!
[shocked]
Honey No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella That painting isn't the original, is it?
[looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
William Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
Bernie But she said she wanted to go out with you?
William Yes...sort of...
Bernie That's nice.
William What?
Bernie Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
William It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? Max, how fast is your car?
[pause; Spike nods. Another pause]
Simple Birthday Greetings Among Friends
Max Hi.
[''Opens door.'']
Honey Hi.
[''Shows off her dress.'']
Max Ah yes, Happy Birthday.
Honey Thank you.
Max Look, your brother's brought this girl ...
Honey Hi guys! Oh, holy fuck!
[''Walks into the house and turns a corner.'']
William Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She is my baby sister.
Anna Oh, hi.
Honey Oh God! This is one of those key moments in life when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool and I ... I'm going to fail just a 100%. I ... I absolutely, totally, and utterly adore you, and I just think ... you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And more importantly, I genuinely believe, and I've believed for some time now, that ... that we could be best friends. So what do you think?
Anna Oh ... ha ha, uh, lucky me! Um ah well, Happy Birthday.
[''Offers present.'']
Honey Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then. ... Marry Will! He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters.
Anna Well, I'll think about it.
A Playful Dispute Over a Brownie
Anna Wait, what about me?
Max Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
Anna Well, a shot at it, at least, huh?
William Well, you'll have to fight me for it- this is a very good brownie.
Anna I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.
Honey Really?
Anna Really. And, one day, not long from now, my looks will go, they'll discover I can't act and I'll become some sad, middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.
[indicates chin and nose]
Max Nah, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.
[long pause; all laugh]
William Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.