Memorable Quotes from Emma Chambers
3 quotesJudgments on Celebrity Relationships and Appearances
William
So what do you think? Good move?
Honey
Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella
Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William
Tony, what do you think?
Tony
Never met her, never want to.
William
Brilliant. Max?
Max
Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William
Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike
I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey
William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike
You daft prick!
[shocked]
Honey
No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella
That painting isn't the original, is it?
[looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
William
Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
Bernie
But she said she wanted to go out with you?
William
Yes...sort of...
Bernie
That's nice.
William
What?
Bernie
Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
William
It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? Max, how fast is your car?
[pause; Spike nods. Another pause]
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Simple Birthday Greetings Among Friends
Max
Hi.
[''Opens door.'']
Honey
Hi.
[''Shows off her dress.'']
Max
Ah yes, Happy Birthday.
Honey
Thank you.
Max
Look, your brother's brought this girl ...
Honey
Hi guys! Oh, holy fuck!
[''Walks into the house and turns a corner.'']
William
Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She is my baby sister.
Anna
Oh, hi.
Honey
Oh God! This is one of those key moments in life when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool and I ... I'm going to fail just a 100%. I ... I absolutely, totally, and utterly adore you, and I just think ... you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And more importantly, I genuinely believe, and I've believed for some time now, that ... that we could be best friends. So what do you think?
Anna
Oh ... ha ha, uh, lucky me! Um ah well, Happy Birthday.
[''Offers present.'']
Honey
Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then. ... Marry Will! He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters.
Anna
Well, I'll think about it.
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A Playful Dispute Over a Brownie
Anna
Wait, what about me?
Max
Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
Anna
Well, a shot at it, at least, huh?
William
Well, you'll have to fight me for it- this is a very good brownie.
Anna
I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. Ah, and every time I get my heart broken, the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this.
Honey
Really?
Anna
Really. And, one day, not long from now, my looks will go, they'll discover I can't act and I'll become some sad, middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.
[indicates chin and nose]
Max
Nah, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.
[long pause; all laugh]
William
Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
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