The Miracle of Morgan's Creek - Blame and History in Morgan's Creek
Mr. Tuerck:
Women are always trying to take the blame for men - it's what you call the mother instinct.
Gov. McGinty:
This is the biggest thing that's happened in this state since we stole it from the Indians!
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