Sullivan's Travels - Identity and Appearance in Taxation Context
Policeman at Beverly Hills station:
Are you sure this is Sullivan?
Sullivan's Valet:
Oh, quite, sir.
Policeman at Beverly Hills station:
What are you doing in these clothes?
John L. Sullivan: [wearing rags from a studio wardrobe]
I just paid my income tax.
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The Gay Divorcee - Humorous Exchange About Geology and Identity
Waiter:
I have an unnatural passion for rocks.
Guy Holden:
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Waiter:
Professor Brown, he's a geologist. Him and his wife stopped at the last place I worked. Do you know sir, it was Professor Brown who told me that this sea coast round here is really a... an igneous intrusion.
Guy Holden:
You know, you're somewhat of an igneous intrusion yourself.
Waiter:
Oh thank you sir!
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