The Santa Clause - Naughty or Nice: The Gift Classification System
Bernard:
Look, you put the "P" next to the kids who are nice, and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
Scott:
P" and "C"?
Charlie:
Yeah. "P" for present, "C" for coal. Right, Bernard?
Bernard:
Right.
Scott:
Wait a minute, how do I know who's good and bad?
Bernard:
You'll know.
Scott:
What if I don't wanna do this?
Bernard: [in a stern tone]
Don't even kid about a thing like that!
Scott:
Why not? What if I don't buy in to this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
Bernard:
Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You wouldn't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas now, would you... Santa?
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The Santa Clause - Father and son discuss a family member.
Charlie:
You know, Neil's a real good cook.
Scott:
Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
Charlie:
You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?
Scott:
Charlie, yeah, I was joking. Okay? I'm sorry. I like him a - Yeah, sure I like him. You know, there’s something about him that makes me want to--
Charlie:
Lash out irrationally?
Scott:
Where did you hear that?
Charlie:
From Neil. I learn a lot from him; he listens to me.
Scott:
Yeah, and then he charges you for it.
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The Santa Clause - Skepticism About Belief in Santa Claus
Charlie:
Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
Scott:
Well, Neil's head comes to a point.
Charlie:
He's smart. He's a doctor.
Scott:
He's not a doctor; he's a psychiatrist.
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