Memorable Quotes from Eric Lloyd
3 quotesNaughty or Nice: The Gift Classification System
Bernard
Look, you put the "P" next to the kids who are nice, and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
Scott
P" and "C"?
Charlie
Yeah. "P" for present, "C" for coal. Right, Bernard?
Bernard
Right.
Scott
Wait a minute, how do I know who's good and bad?
Bernard
You'll know.
Scott
What if I don't wanna do this?
Bernard
Don't even kid about a thing like that!
[in a stern tone]
Scott
Why not? What if I don't buy in to this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
Bernard
Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You wouldn't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas now, would you... Santa?
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Father and son discuss a family member.
Charlie
You know, Neil's a real good cook.
Scott
Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
Charlie
You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?
Scott
Charlie, yeah, I was joking. Okay? I'm sorry. I like him a - Yeah, sure I like him. You know, there’s something about him that makes me want to--
Charlie
Lash out irrationally?
Scott
Where did you hear that?
Charlie
From Neil. I learn a lot from him; he listens to me.
Scott
Yeah, and then he charges you for it.
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Skepticism About Belief in Santa Claus
Charlie
Neil doesn't believe in Santa.
Scott
Well, Neil's head comes to a point.
Charlie
He's smart. He's a doctor.
Scott
He's not a doctor; he's a psychiatrist.
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