National Security - Humor Amidst Tension in National Security
Nash:
I thought I shot you. You must be one tough monkey.
Earl: [''Laughs'']
You and the monkey jokes, huh? Didn't your momma teach you any manners while you were humpin her?
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DOA: Dead or Alive - Nano-bots Enhance Fight Performance
Donovan:
Our Nano-bots were working overtime on THAT fight.
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The Specialist - Introduction of Key Characters in Dialogue
Tomas Leon: [to May; picks up cup for a drink]
Just a second.
May Munro/Adrian Hastings: [Tomas looks at her for a second before the bomb blows up in his face]
May Munro.
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The Specialist - Confrontation Between Old Acquaintances
Tomas Leon: [Ray looks around]
Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you. You think you know me? I asked you a question. You think you know me? Cause the way you're looking at me, we must be old friends. Where did we meet?
Ray Quick:
Nowhere.
Tomas: [grabs Ray; Ray starts to walks away but Tomas grabs him]
Nowhere. You like the bitch? Huh? Maybe you like me.
Ray:
No, I don't like you.
Tomas: [pulls out switchblade]
Then don't stare so hard. Somebody could... put something in your eye.
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The Dark Knight - Facing Mortality in the Midst of Chaos
Maroni: [to driver; sees Two-Face next to him in the back seat]
Don't stop for lights, cops, nothin'.
Two-Face:
Going to join your wife? You love her?
Maroni:
Yes.
Two-Face:
You ever imagine what it would be like to listen to her die?
Maroni:
Look, take it up with the Joker, huh? He killed your woman. He made you like this.
Two-Face:
The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash. I took care of Wuertz, but who was your other man inside Gordon's unit? Who picked up Rachel? Must have been someone she trusted.
Maroni:
Look, if I tell you, you'll let me go?
Two-Face:
It can't hurt your chances.
Maroni: [Two-Face cocks his gun]
It was Ramirez. But you said—
Two-Face: [flips his coin; it lands clean side up; flips again; scarred side up]
I said it couldn't hurt your chances. You're a lucky man. But he's not.
Maroni:
Who?
Two-Face: [buckles seat belt]
Your driver.
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The Dark Knight - Confrontation Between Batman and Sal Maroni
Batman:
I want the Joker.
Sal Maroni:
From one professional to another: If you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.
Batman: [drops Maroni, breaking his leg, then vaults down to him]
I'm counting on it. WHERE IS HE?!
Maroni:
I don't know where he is. He found us.
Batman:
He must have friends!
Maroni:
Friends? You met this guy?
Batman:
Someone knows where he is!
Maroni: [Batman snarls and lets Maroni go]
Nobody's gonna tell you nothin'. They're wise to your act. You've got rules. The Joker, he's got no rules. Nobody's gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one way, but you already know what that is: just take off that mask. Let him come find ya. Or are you gonna let a couple more people get killed while you make up your mind?
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